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TG: hey
EB: oh my god, hey! i was just about to pester you about something extremely important.
TG: holy shit, what a coincidence
TG: i have something important to tell you too
EB: oh cool! do you want to go first or should i?
TG: you go first, man
EB: okay, okay, okay.
EB: guess who gathered twelve boxes of both fruit roll ups and gushers in order to make the ULTIMATE gusher?
EB: this guy!
TG: thats
TG: the most important thing you just had to tell me
EB: yeah!
EB: see, i remembered how you always wanted to do this but neither of us had the money to get all the materials in one go.
EB: so, i thought it would be a nice surprise, you know?
EB: is it.
EB: is it not a good surprise?
EB: i thought you would be more excited about all this.
TG: john, we talked about that when we were thirteen
EB: yeah, and?
EB: what?
EB: you don't want to do this anymore?
TG: i cant believe that you remembered
EB: of course i remembered!
TG: i didnt say that
TG: i just thought you were gonna tell me something else
EB: oh, yeah, i guess i do have something else i wanted to tell you.
TG: what is it
EB: they were all half priced.
TG: ...
TG: fucking fantasic
TG: makes it all 10 times better
EB: right?
EB: gotta save the best part for last!
TG: when did you want me over to make this ultimate gusher
EB: as soon as humanly possible.
EB: i don't trust myself around the gushers.
EB: for they are my only weakness.
EB: but, hey, before you do anything.
EB: what did you want to tell me?
TG: its nothing
EB: it sounded preeeeetty important to be just nothing.
TG: not as important
EB: are you sure?
EB: don't leave me hanging, dude!
TG: bro, trust me on this
TG: its not as important
EB: alright, alright, alright.
EB: all my trust is in you, bro.
TG: thanks
TG: bro
EB: no problem.
EB: bro.
TG: ok
TG: bro
TG: ill be over in a few minutes
TG: just gotta gather up pieces of my heart on the floor
EB: hahaha, what's that suppose to mean?
TG: its a metaphor
EB: metaphor.
EB: well, okay.
EB: anyways.
EB: don't bother to knock, you can just walk right in when you get here.
TG: noted
EB: yeah.
EB: so.
EB: i'm going to get all of these out of the wrappers!
EB: i'll see you in a few.
TG: yeah, man
TG: later
EB: --ectobiologist has ceased pestering turntechgodhead--
TG: [well fuck, that went as planned. dave leaned back on his desk chair, his fingers still on the keyboard. closing his eyes and taking deep breaths. opening them back up again to type three words: "i love you" but not sending the message. sighing before deleting the letters and standing up, leaving his bedroom and grabbing his car keys and making a destination to johns household.]
EB: --well, that went as planned! john logged out of his pesterchum account as he did not want to have any outside interruptions once they started on this sweet project of theirs. he had wished that dave would have reacted a little more positively to his announcement but a slow and moderate response was better than none they always say! who "they" were actually, he didn't know. and why "they" said it? he couldn't give you an answer for that either but they said it and so was thus. john shook this thought out of his head and began to unwraps the gushers from their packets, spilling them into a large bowl to the right side of him.--
