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TG: *dave had went out for a couple of drinks tonight. when he got back home, he drank a few more bottles, and suddenly he was drunk. as he stumbled around his apartment, being home alone, he looked at his phone, noticing the cute black haired boy with dorky glasses as his home screen. he tried to remeber when he took that, but couldnt. he looked at it closely, he suddenly felt warm inside. he beathed heavily at the sight of john. "holy fuck...when did john get so cute?" he thought to himself*

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EB: -john had still been in the bar when dave decided that he had his fill of being around other people for the night and took the local bus back to his apartment complex. before his depature to the stuck with each other the entire night, playing pool in the back, trying to get through a game of poker with some mutual friends until karkat threw a temper tantrum and flipped the entire table over officially ending the game, and taking a few pictures of the two of them at dave's request. about an hour after dave went home john took the journey back to his respected apartment as well, slipping out of his street clothes and into a pair of ghostbusters pajamas. he settled himself into his bed but before he turned in for the night he sent the other a quick text.- hey dave, i just wanted to know if you got home okay. you didn't drive home right? tell me that you used the bus since i gave you the last of my tokens!

TG: *he was just stumbling around in his room, his head thinking of so many different things now that he couldnt stop staring at the adorable dork he had as his home screen, hearing his phone buzz and see the text message he seemed a bit happy he actually did text, he tripped over to the couch landing on it as he let a small sigh out, trying to hold his phone as he sent a reply to john, nodding to himself* yeh i for on the bus its was fun, brut it woudl have been better with uoo

EB: -it took john a minute or two to try and decode what the other was saying before typing back.- dave, when you got home did you start drinking again? because, not to be rude or anything, but it's kind of obvious! i think that you should just go to bed. though i would recommend that you drink a couple glasses of water and eat half of the leftover chinese we had for lunch yesterday before you hit the hay.

TG: *dave squints as he read the text from john, leaning forward as he stared at the small bright screen, he earned back with a small grin and a small low noise escaping him as his other hand covered his eyes, he sighed and stumbles over into his kitchen, tossing the leftovers into the microwave as he did spill some on the floor, soon going back to his phone to reply* god john, your so cite *cute

EB: if looking out for my best bro is what's considered "cite" nowadays, then think of me as drop dead adorable! :B

TG: *he reads the reply and literally died as he leaned on the kitchen counter, slowly sliding down till he sat on the floor with his phone, his hair a bit of a mess* nooooo, john you arwe drop dead adorable!!!

EB: oh my god dave, you honestly don't know what you're saying right now you're so drunk! thought i suppose i should indulge in the moment just for the hell of it, bring on the sweet nothings, strider.

TG: *he chuckles softly at reading the reply, soon the microwave beeped, he just ignored it and replied* no john, stahp, i habev you as my klock screen and i was like "waoj"

EB: wajo?

EB: as flattering as that is, i don't that it would mean as much as you currently think it would be? iv'e been on your lock screen before dude.

TG: *he leans his head back against the counter, the microwave beeping again as it always does as it started annoying him* john, john, jooohn i will serfcouly walkt to your home

EB: oh my god, dave. if you could drag yourself to your room that would be considered a miracle but considering that you're probably almost half conscious in hopefully a hearty meal of soggy noodles, i don't think that you'll be able to fulfill that statement.

TG: *he grunts, quickly standing up as it hurt his head a lot when he did so, holding onto the counter as he let a small hid-up out, stumbling out the kitchen and to his door, trying not to trip* im on ym way

EB: okay, dave, that wasn't some sort of challenge for you to take on. i suggest that you just stay home!

TG: *he chuckles softly when he read it, opening the door as he fell over as he stepped out, quickly grabbing the knob as he stud up* no,no im already outside, ksidan fell tho

EB: dave i'm not going to tell you again, go back inside and get to bed this instant!! i don't want to pick you up off the sidewalk somewhere in the next town over!!

TG: *he closes the door behind him, limping over as he began walking where john lives* yooooo, huh- liek wherew do you live agaian..>?

EB: what?

EB: would you just go home already dave!!

EB: seriously, i feel like you're ignoring me at this point!

TG: *he sighs and stops texting, clicking a button where he began to call john*

EB: -johns phone lights up with a picture of dave from a few months back, he slides the accept call button on his screen and places the phone to his ear.- hey dave.

TG: *he places his phone near his ear as well a small giggles escaping as he was walking outside* where-where do you live again???

EB: why do you feel the need to come over all of a sudden??

TG: *he smiles to himself, staying silent for what seemed like forever as he was just walking around* oh- hm? what??

EB: -rubs his face in frustration.- dave, listen up okay?

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EB: ((test))

TG: *he looks around where he was, it looked-...sorta familiar* mhm

EB: i implore that you should turn back right now and get yourself back into your apartment, i don't want you to hurt yourself.

TG: *he freezes and whined softly, still walking around as he whined more* joooohn

EB: don't you john me! you know what time it is and you know that if you were in my position and i in yours that you would be telling me to do the same thing!

TG: *he whined softly, looking aroung as he slowly sat down where he was- near a bush* i thinkim lost..

EB: -a drawn out sigh escaped from between his lips.- dave, if i call a cab for you do you think that you could stay where you are until it shows up? i'm going to guess that you didn't get too far from your apartment building in the first place so it shouldn't be that difficult for them to find you, i'll even make sure that they drop you off at the front steps of my building.

TG: *his eyes widen as he quickly nods* yeah yeah! call someone - or huh, th-the taxi thing to bring me to your place, yeah thanks, i can stay here for a bit until they show up *he said, hic-uping right after*

EB: alright dave, i'm going to have to get off the phone with you to call the taxi service place but don't worry they should be there in a matter of minutes. promise me you'll stay right where you are? no wondering off, okay?

TG: *he whines softly* but theres a pretty flower that reminds me of you across the street *he said pouting as he leaned back, almost falling in the bus as he quickly rolled out the way with a small huff an* oof!

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EB: we can take a look at that flower tomorrow, but as for right now you just take a seat on a bench or whatever and don't even entertain the thought of leaving that spot for ANYTHING. do you hear me dave? ANYTHING.

TG: *he stays silent for a bit, frowning as he lets a small pout out, slowly nodding* fiiiiiine, ill wait here *he said crossing his arm across his lap as he went to go sit on a bench*

EB: good boy, now i have to go. stay where you are. don't talk to strangers, etc. etc.

TG: *he nods to himself even more* i know i know! *he said leaning back in the bench as he looked around* though its pretty dark and i dont see anyone

EB: i know it is and that's a good thing but i have to hang up now so i can call the cab, i'll see you soon okay?

TG: *he nods once again, looking around more as he slumped down in the bench, waiting* okaaaay, ill se you l-later toooo

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