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GT: -Ring...Ring...Ring ring...!-

TT: -Dirk groaned when his phone started to ring, pushing what he was doing to the side so he could answer it.- Need something?

GT: Well I see that you wish for me to just get right to the point, I need for you to come down to the police station about several blocks down from where you are, if you're at home that is, and perhaps pay my bail?

TT: Alright, alright, take a small step back.

TT: What'd you do?

GT: Apparantly it's considered illegal to hunt on the park grounds in the dead of March! Did you know that?

TT: Considering that you were on park grounds it seems like that should be a no brainer.

GT: Strider, it wasn't like I was shooting down squirrel by the jungle jim, I was within the bowels of the park's nearby forest!

TT: To be frank I pictured you accidentally shooting a child on a swing thinking it was some sort of exotic bird.

GT: Well with the fashion of today who could possibly blame me!

TT: The parents.

GT: Psh, I grew up without any sort of parental guidance after the age of seven and look at how I turned out, pretty grand for somebody who was raised in isolation.

TT: You ended up in the police station. I don't see your point.

GT: BESIDES that.

TT: Right, right. Anyway do you know how much the bail is?

GT: Uhm, it's uh...you know I don't think it much matter how much the bail is I mean there's an ATM right here in the waiting room.

TT: That didn't answer my question.

TT: I was asking for a number answer here.

GT: It may or may not be about five thousand dollars?

TT: ...

GT: Strider? Are you there?

GT: Hello?

TT: I'm here.

GT: Oh, my apologizes I thought we lost connection! That would have been absolutely horrific since that was the last quarter I had on me!

TT: You better save up on the quarters because you'll be paying me back.

GT: I could have called that one, but don't worry! I'll find away to pay you back the amount I owe, scouts honor!

TT: Right. So hold your horses and give me a few minutes to get there.

GT: Oh boy howdy I knew you would come through for me, they said that no person in their right mind would spring me out but that's because they don't know about my good pal Dirk who always has my back.

TT: Your good, now broke, pal.

GT: I said that I would pay you back and now I promise that i'll do it ten fold!

TT: I know, I know. But if you hunt on another park your ass is on its own.

GT: I've learned my lesson, do not hunt on park ground at four in the morning.

TT: I'm starting to think the police were right and I'm not in the right mind.

GT: Oh you do it out of love, if there's one thing I learned it's that love makes you absolutely bonkers!

TT: Maybe I should start loving you a little less, get some of my sanity back.

GT: Dirk don't break my heart with your harsh tongue.

TT: You have my utmost apology.

GT: That's all I ever need, now please do hurry there's this bloke in the shared cell who really gives me the creeps!

TT: Well you have a half hour to make a friend.

TT: I'll see you then.

GT: Alrighty see you then my good man.

TT: -Dirk hung up the phone after that, wiping his somewhat oily hands on his jeans as he stood up to go bail Jake's ass out.-

GT: -Jake set the phone back onto his ringer and was lead back to the cell in hand cuffs, they only came off when he was tossed back in and forced to face the other man in the cell.- Uhm...Hello?

TT: -It took him roughly a half hour like he guessed before he actually got to the police station. After a conversation with an officer he was lead towards the previously mentioned ATM in the waiting room.-

GT: -Just beyond the ATM were the cells that held the arrested and you could clearly see Jake being forced cuddled with a big burly man in the corner of the cell, his expression screamed HELP ME! at the top of their lungs.-

TT: -After he got the right amount out he reluctantly paid that damn bail. Now following another officer again towards Jake's holding cell, he had a smug grin on his face the moment he saw the situation in the corner of the cell.- I said make a friend, not a lover.

GT: -He hissed back at him, while nervously glancing over at the man holding him.- That isn't funny, Strider!

TT: Is it too late to get a refund on the bail? I don't want to be that guy that gets in the way of things.

GT: Dirk don't you dare entertain the thought! Please please please! I'll do anything!!

TT: I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Calm down.

TT: Once they grab the keys to open this up you're practically a free man.

GT: Ah I think you're forgetting about uh, you know....-Jerks his head up to gesture to the dude.-

TT: Well that part isn't exactly my problem.

GT: -Whimpering and puppy dog eyes.-

TT: Do you really think I can do anything? Even my strongest punch won't make a dent. Just wait I'm sure they'll deal with it.

GT: -The officer comes back with a ring of keys and slowly starts sorting them out to see which one fits into that particular lock while Jake is trying to negotiate a deal with his pal.- Sir if you unhand me this instant I shall see to it that you get a meal in the sixth finest resturant this town has to offer!

TT: -Snorting softly, Dirk took a step back to let the officer do that they had to do. Crossing his arms over his chest he quirked a brow in Jake's direction. At least it was amusing to watch him try handling the guy.-

GT: -The officers ended up just asking the guy to move away from Jake and go back to sulking in the corner, apparantly this happened all the time. Jake walked out of the cell with a sour look on his face.-

TT: You really went with the sixth finest restaurant? For an empty promise you could have made it sound better. -He nudged Jake's shoulder lightly before beginning to take a few steps.-

GT: If you haven't noticed the sixth finest resturant to him is about the first finest resturant to the rest of humanity! -He starts dragging his feet after him.- I'm going to smell like cigarettes and vodka for weeks!

TT: That's debatable. But after six showers or so you should be fine.

GT: Bluh!

TT: I suggest using the same kind of soap I get.

TT: If it gets the smell of oil off it might do something for you.

TT: Who knows.

GT: I don't know if I want to even get near your soap, I mean you don't even use a wash cloth!

TT: Your point?

GT: There are little blonde hairs all over it.

TT: Rinse it under the water.

GT: We aren't married so I don't feel the need to deal with that mess.

GT: Ew, Dirk.

TT: Suit yourself, but don't say I didn't offer.

GT: Trust me, I won't.

TT: I gotta say I'm slightly offended you won't use my soap.

TT: Maybe even heartbroken.

GT: If there is one thing I learned in that prison cell it's to never use the soap.

TT: I think the saying is don't drop the soap. When you don't use it is when you end up coming out smelling like that.

TT: Hopefully you don't stink up my car.

GT: Or your bed.

TT: You're not going on my bed like that.

GT: Oh PSH!

TT: Maybe I'll consider it after you use my soap.

GT: Oh come on we slept in the same bed once when I was covered in dirt and you didn't complain about it.

TT: To be fair I was too tired to give a fuck.

GT: You're getting sleepy...

TT: Nice try.

GT: I'm getting into that bed Strider, EVEN IF I HAVE TO FORCE MY WAY IN!

TT: Then I'll get in the car and you can walk all the way to the bed.

GT: Ugh Diiiiirk! -The police officer next to them shakes his head and looks at Dirk.- Your boyfriend doesn't know when to keep that trap of his shut does he?

TT: -He looked at the officer and hesitated to answer him right away. Shrugging his shoulders he shook his head.- It's a common problem, but you learn to tune it out.

GT: Hey i'm not your boyfriend, i'm not his boyfriend officer! Officer? Officer did you hear me? I'm not his boyfriend we just share the same bed on occasion because Strider and I here have a friendship made of iron and steel!

TT: Jesus Christ, lower your tone darlin'. Don't wanna attract attention. -He was just teasing him now as he nudged Jake along to continue walking.-

GT: Oh Dirk, you literally rascal he's only joking! I'm telling you this man is simply the best bro a guy could ask for, even if he gets a little friendly in his sleep, you wouldn't know by looking at him by this guy right here is one hell of a cuddler!

TT: Alright, alright, alright, shut up. Now you're ruining my name. Taking it and writing all over it in fact. Just keep going.

GT: What? It's not like i'm spinning the truth, you really do get friendly in your sleep just the other day you were practically spooning me!

TT: It's like you don't understand the whole keep your voice down. If I have to put my hand over your mouth I will.

GT: And then i'll lick it! -The officer snorts.-

TT: -Huffing he stepped behind Jake to put his arms over his shoulders, his hands coming up to cover his mouth.- Then I hope you like the taste of oil. I didn't get a chance to shower before I came.

GT: -He crinkled up his nose and the thought of licking his hand was completely thrown out the window.-

TT: -He kept his hand there until they were out of the police station.-

GT: -He pushes his hand away from him.- That was a bit unnesscary.

TT: I told you I would if you didn't lower your voice.

TT: I wasn't bluffing.

GT: What's gotten into you? It wasn't like I was doing anything wrong.

TT: Well after working hard to set up a cool facade having it be ruined to be known more as a sappy cuddler doesn't sound very great.

GT: Hey you were the one who insisted that we were dating, isn't that right sweetheart?

TT: That's totally different, honey.

GT: And how would that be, dearest?

TT: Dating you wouldn't ruin my facade as much as the entire world knowing I'm a big spoon.

GT: But wouldn't those go hand in hand?

TT: Not necessarily. People could guess, but nothing was confirmed until you opened your mouth.

GT: So what? You don't like the idea of us dating or something? Ow.

TT: Hey, I went with it. You're the one who continued to deny it.

TT: If anything I seem more okay with it than you.

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GT: What are you talking about? I'm completely okay with metaphorically dating you.

GT: But if we were metaphorically dating then I don't see the problem with telling a few people your softer side.

GT: Can't have them thinking that you're all stern and serious all the time.

TT: I mean the whole.. *He cleared his throat before trying to mock Jake's voice.* Hey I'm not your boyfriend, I'm not his boyfriend! We just share the same bed on occasion because we have a friendship made of steel and iron.

TT: But the whole stern and serious act was what I aimed for.

GT: Oh please Strider I would have thought that you wanted me to shoot that remark down in mid air.

TT: I went along with it for a reason.

GT: And for what reason would that be?

TT: To go along with it.

GT: That isn't a very secure reason.

TT: Well it's a reason.

GT: Double thumbs down reason.

GT: You usually have something more up your sleeve.

TT: If you haven't noticed already. *He gestured to the wifebeater he was wearing.*

TT: I don't have sleeves today.

GT: -That makes him bust out laughing, like one of those laughs that makes him double over and rest his hands on his knees. Kind of like an old man.-

TT: -Dirk rolled his eyes, stuffing his hands in his pockets.- Take a breath.

GT: -The laughter died down and he clapped Dirk on the shoulder.- I really must be going a little cuckoo because I know i've heard a joke like that once before but it seems funnier when you say it.

TT: Sometimes I don't totally understand your humor, but I'll roll with it.

GT: The same goes for you!

TT: My humor isn't hard to understand.

GT: You're right it's just lame.

TT: Ouch.

GT: Score one for the English.

TT: You still have a lot of catching up to do in order to make the scoreboard even.

GT: Strider you hurt me.

GT: If this was a physical wound I would tell you to kiss it better but now I must suffer for all of eternity because today you did not hurt my arm or my leg, but my pride.

TT: I'd kiss your pride if I could.

TT: So the thought is there.

GT: I REBUKE THE THOUGHT!!! -A flock of birds fly away from his voice.-

TT: -Making a face he raised his hand to rub one of his ears.- For fucks sake.

GT: Sorry i'm just a little energetic.

TT: Yeah no kidding.

GT: Oh boy, Strider you wanna go swim in the lake or or go and run a mile?

TT: No and no.

GT: Aw!

TT: You're lucky you got me out of my apartment.

TT: Though it isn't going to last forever.

GT: What if I promised that we do something that you will enjoy just as much as I?

TT: It depends on what it is you have in mind to do.

TT: If it's running a mile or swimming in a lake then no.

GT: Alright how about you take a guess and i'll tell you if you're on point or not.

TT: Go back indoors.

GT: It has to be an acitivity.

TT: Go back indoors and sit down.

GT: Sitting down isn't an activity.

TT: Go back indoors, sit down and crack open a can of soda.

TT: Then drink that soda.

GT: Okay I can see that you have no motivation to put up with my shenanigans, could we at least watch a flick while we're at it?

TT: So long as the movie doesn't involve Harrison Ford, Lara Croft, shit furries from outer space, Breakfast at Bernies or whatever it was and finally no Brendan Fraser I don't see a problem.

GT: Ha! You didn't include the X Men series so I pick that one! In your face!

TT: I think we can count Mystigeek as a furry from outer space.

GT: Okay first off, excuse you.

GT: Secondly, she is a human being with a mutated genetic code.

TT: Human that looks like a furry maybe.

GT: As somebody who is as fond of the sciences as you are I thought you could find that at least a bit interesting!

GT: But as always you disappoint me to no end.

GT: When it comes to cinematic masterpieces that is.

GT: Not in general.

TT: I can only agree with you on one set of movies.

GT: Which set?

TT: My brother's movies.

TT: But I guess you got me with the whole forgetting the X Men, so I'll suffer for an hour and a half.

GT: Yesssssssssssss!

GT: Strider, if it weren't for your completely wrong views of the most wonderful movies ever made I think I could marry you right here.

TT: Since my views on your movies will never change I guess there goes our chances.

GT: I know this must be hard for you.

GT: But it's okay, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

TT: I don't know, man.

TT: I had my heart set on this one.

GT: If you were being serious I think I would actually feel my heart melt.

TT: Maybe I was.

TT: Maybe I wasn't.

GT: Are you going to play a mind game on me now?

TT: Am I?

GT: Are you?

TT: Good question.

GT: Strider how do you get anywhere in your love life with games as confusing as these.

TT: I don't.

GT: Oh.

GT: Uh.

GT: Sorry.

GT: About that.

TT: My way of romanticizing is more like.

TT: Leave a hint and if they don't get it, they don't get it.

GT: Boy Strider shouldn't you be more out there though?

GT: I mean how are you going to get the girl, or guy in your case, if you're only dropping little hints the size of pebbles here and there?

TT: They're not the size of pebbles. If I say so myself they're pretty easy to catch onto.

GT: Oh please, they couldn't possibly be!

TT: It's usually the one on the receiving end that's the problem. Not my hints.

GT: Dirk come on I think I would have caught on if you were trying to woo somebody by now.

TT: You're more naive than you think.

TT: Believe me.

GT: Psh, whatever you say. Although I highly doubt it.

TT: [I]Believe me.[/i] You have to be the most oblivious guy I know.

TT: ((whoops

GT: ((its cool!

GT: No i'm not, if anything YOU are!

TT: You've got to be kidding me.

GT: I assure you that I am not.

TT: Ask anyone who knows you personally.

GT: I would but you're the only one here and I already know your opinion on the matter.

TT: Just to prove my point I'm willing to let you use my phone just so you could ask Roxy or Jane, right here, right now.

GT: And i'm not going to take your offer because it's way too late to be waking either one of them!

TT: Or because you know they'll agree with me.

GT: That isn't it at all.

GT: I don't see what your little odd love hints have to do with me anyways.

TT: Right.

TT: Well it's not relevant anymore, I guess.

GT: Considering that you're too stubborn to even like I don't know tell me who it is, then yes. It is.

TT: Being stubborn is in my nature.

GT: You don't have to say that again.

TT: I'll do it anyway.

TT: Being stubborn is in my nature.

GT: Is this why you can't be more forward?

TT: I choose not to be.

GT: Why not?

TT: Anyway, did you want to watch a bad movie or are you too interested in standing around?

GT: I don't know I actually get to talk to you when we stand around.

TT: You talk to me all the time.

GT: I know but we're actually talking talking, you know?

TT: Sort of.

GT: It's just a nice change of pace and all.

TT: If you like this more open conversation sort of thing.

GT: I do, I mean it's nice to know what's going through that head of yours every once in a while even if it means that I have to pull teeth to get it.

TT: I figured everything I told you so far should have been picked up on sooner.

GT: Not exactly following here Strider.

TT: Nevermind.

TT: Just keep talking about whatever.

GT: Oh come on just tell me.

TT: It just seemed pretty obvious is all.

TT: Like you should have known it about me by now.

GT: What? That you fancy men?

GT: I already know that Strider!

TT: Yes Jake. That was exactly what I was talking about.

TT: You hit the nail on the head.

GT: Ha, was that it? Boy Strider I thought it was going to be something more deep than that!

TT: Yeah, you got it alright.

GT: I thought you knew that I already knew, guess not huh.

TT: Not a clue.

GT: Oh well i'm sorry that I didn't tell you sooner!

TT: Apology accepted.

GT: Hope that was reason why you were getting all crossed with me but Dirk you know you can tell me anything right?

TT: Yeah, yeah, I know.

GT: I mean i'm not usually the go to person for these sort of things but I want you to know that i'll always lend you an ear and shoulder whenever the need comes.

GT: Because I really do care for you and all and I just want to let you know that.

GT: And now i'm talking too much.

TT: I'll be sure to keep your offer in mind.

GT: Ah, yes, it feels good to get that off of my chest.

TT: I can only imagine.

GT: Are you alright?

TT: Perfectly fine.

GT: You don't seem like it.

TT: I was just thinking, but I'm fine.

GT: I suppose you aren't going to tell me what you were thinking.

TT: You practically read me like an open book, don't you.

TT: But I wasn't planning on it.

GT: Yes I can tell when you got something dangling over your head, I mean what kind of friend would I be if I couldn't?

TT: Not a very good one.

GT: Very true, but perhaps that would be the case since you don't seem to trust me enough for that sort of information.

TT: It isn't that I don't trust you.

TT: It just isn't important.

GT: Well I mean anything that bothers you is important to me.

GT: You don't deserve to have anything bother you.

TT: I never said anything was bothering me, as sweet as that is.

GT: I know but I can see it! Whenever you get bothered you start picking at your nails and you scrunch up your eyebrows ever so slightly.

GT: Don't think that I don't notice it!

TT: Some of the things you notice continue to amaze me.

TT: Only because you notice little tiny things.

TT: But nothing else.

GT: I think the small things are the most important.

GT: Sometimes focusing on the big picture doesn't cut it.

TT: Debatable, but I see your point.

GT: So tell me, what has gotten you all hot and bothered?

TT: I was just thinking what I wanted to get in terms of take-out tomorrow.

TT: Like I told you it wasn't important and you shouldn't get all worried about it.

GT: Take- out.

GT: Really.

GT: How stupid do you think I am?

TT: Really.

TT: I was stuck between Chinese and pizza again.

GT: Dirk you never have to think about what you want in terms of dinner, lunch, or breakfast because when you do you have this app that you made on your phone where it gives you the best choices available based on your most recent mood.

TT: -He huffed, crossing his arms over his chest.-

GT: Come on, just tell me already. You're fresh out of excuses.

TT: I don't know, Jake.

GT: Just trust me.

TT: No, that was my actual answer.

TT: I don't know what I was thinking.

TT: Like.

TT: This isn't the easiest thing to try explaining.

TT: But when everything, thoughts, all you can imagine just collide together in one big shitty mess all at once.

GT: You can just stop, Dirk.

GT: I get it.

GT: It's fine.

GT: Let's just go.

TT: I think you took that the wrong way, but will do.

GT: Look i'm just tired I guess, just could you take me home?

TT: Right. The car is in the parking lot over there anyway.

GT: Alright, come on then.

TT: -Nodding he lead the way over towards the car.-

GT: -Follows behind him, kicking stones at the back of his heel.-

TT: -Ignoring the few stones that hit the back of his leg, pulling the keys from his pocket to unlock the doors.-

GT: -Gets into the car as soon as the doors are unlocked.-

TT: -Getting in on the other side he didn't hesitate to start the car up.-

GT: -They start the car ride home, neither of them saying anything to each other.-

TT: -His fingers tapped the wheels a lot the entire way to Jake's house until he pulled up.-

GT: -He parked the car and Jake undid his seat belt.- Thanks for the ride.

TT: Anytime.

GT: I'll uhm, see you later.

TT: Yeah, talk to you tomorrow or something.

GT: -Nods at him and gets out of the car.-

TT: -He waved a goodbye while Jake got out.-

GT: -And with that Jake walked inside his house and lightly banged his head on the door once inside.-

TT: -He just kind of awkwardly stayed in the driveway for a few minutes or so doing nothing more than twiddling his thumbs before finally leaving.-

GT: -He decides to race down the driveway and catches up to his car just before he drives out on the highway, quickly he knocks on his door window.-

TT: -Once he saw the front door open he figured nothing of it until he saw him running towards the car, making him slow down to a stop. He rolled down the window.-

GT: Look Dirk i'm really really sorry I didn't know!

TT: Didn't know what exactly?

GT: That you liked me like that! I didn't know!

TT: -Falling silent he sat back in the car seat with a soft sigh.- So you pieced the puzzle together, huh?

TT: It isn't a big deal, you don't have to apologize.

TT: Just forget about it.

GT: No, no I have to apologize I mean I probably put you through hell and back with this whole complex game of cat and mouse.

GT: Jesus Christ Dirk i'm probably the reason why you haven't been able to connect with anybody else in years!

GT: I should've gotten my mind out of the gutter!

TT: Calm down. Connecting with other people doesn't exactly work like that. Can't just go from one to another in the snap of your fingers.

TT: But the whole hell and back thing, it's something you get accustomed to after so long of dealing with it.

GT: Dirk, Dirk I am so sorry for the way iv'e been acting all these years, I just I didn't think that you would ever think of me in that way!

GT: I mean you never really showed much affection towards me than the average sort of friendship way!

TT: I don't snuggle with every guy covered from head to toe in dirt, you know.

TT: But that's beside the point.

TT: Like I said, I got used to it. Don't sweat it. It's fine.

TT: Everything is fine.

TT: 100% okay.

GT: God DAMN IT DIRK. -He slapped his hand down on the car door.- It isn't fine or okay and I should most defineatly sweat it because this is you we're talking about and you don't deserve to live with this, I don't WANT you to get use to it!

TT: What the fuck do you want me to do then, Jake? Ignore it? Move on as they put it?

GT: If it makes you happy!

TT: It doesn't work like that. This isn't something that you can just fix like that.

TT: So if you know please tell me because I've been trying to figure it out for years and I got fucking no where.

GT: Dirk I. I really like you, a lot, I just don't want you to have your heart broken if something ever were to happen between us, I don't know what I would do if things got rough between us even if there is the chance that we'll have that happy ending but you're just so busy building your career that i'm afraid that you won't have anytime for old Jake.

TT: So you're saying either way I'm pretty much screwed. Or we're both screwed. That wasn't exactly what I wanted to hear.

GT: No that isn't what I meant I just meant that I don't want to get in the way is all! And I don't want, I don't know! I just really want to be something more with you but it's just, ugh, SO CONFUSING!

TT: Welcome to Dirk's world.

TT: Current population: 1.

TT: Make that two now.

TT: But look.

TT: If you want something more, I'm open. If not, well.

TT: I guess that's that.

GT: No, no I do! I do! It's just if it gets too much for you I completely understand!

TT: If you keep jumping straight to the negative that it'll end just like that, it's not the best attitude towards the idea of it all.

GT: No I just don't want it to be weird is all!

TT: It's a little late for it to be weird.

GT: Ah, right forget everything I just said and let me just start out with yes, yes I want to take this to the next level.

TT: -For the most part he stared at Jake, his brows furrowing slightly before his features visibly softened up.- So that's it then?

TT: It just happened?

TT: As in that was a legit yes.

GT: As in a legit yes, yes. Oh gosh my heart is just drumming out of my chest right now!

TT: You're not alone on that one. Honestly I didn't think I'd make it this far.

GT: I don't think you would have if I didn't come running after you like a maniac.

TT: Probably not.

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TT: I guess I owe you a short thanks for that one.

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GT: Yeah, I mean we really dodged a bullet there didn't we?

TT: Without a doubt.

TT: So, uh.

TT: Now what?

GT: I was just about the ask the same thing.

GT: Uhm, well, would you like to come inside?

TT: Might as well since I'm here, I guess.

TT: Besides I promised a movie.

GT: I'll even let you pick it out.

TT: You mean for once Jake English is letting me pick the movie?

GT: I think that I can make the exeption this time around.

TT: It's like the impossible just became possible.

GT: Your whole world became topsy turvy!

TT: And you caused the whole thing.

GT: Is that a bad thing?

TT: Not in this case.

GT: Woo Hoo!

TT: You're going to have to move though so I don't accidentally run you over.

GT: Ah. Right. Wouldn't want to end the night like that.

TT: I already paid your bail, I'm not paying your medical bills.

GT: I would like to think that my insurance would cover the most of it but with this economy I wouldn't want to gamble that kind of money. -Steps away from the car.-

TT: Smart decision. -He pulled back into the driveway, parking the car.-


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