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♊: Doom sucks.

♊: Can I just put that out there?

♊: Because it does.

♈: Feel free to dump all your thoughts on the subject.

♈: I promise not to interrupt or judge.

♊: I sincerely doubt that, but whatever.

♊: Because it doesn't even matter what you know, because shits going to go down anyway, and you're just going to have to sit there and watch it all burn, just like you knew you would.

♈: Hoo.

♈: Isn't that a feeling I know all too well.

♈: I didn't necessarily think that somebody of your blood type nor caliber would be as acquainted with it as I am though.

♊: Because if you move you make everything worse, because then nothing is right and it's like the gears are going backwards and now your godamn freaky visions are punishing you for fucking up the fuck ups.

♊: You didn't even last a minute with what you promised. I'm pretty sure that's a new record.

♈: You looked like you were done.

♈: It was a big pause between rants.

♊: Calling bullshit on that last part, by the way, with my evidence being you.

♊: That's because I was thinking about what I was going to say.

♊: Is that a problem?

♈: Not so much a problem as it almost completely unheard of.

♊: Well fuck you too.

♈: It isn't my fault you're practically known for speaking before you think.

♊: And it isn't my fault I have a lot to say.

♈: I'm sure trolls would be more willing to listen to what you have to say if you didn't reek of negativity.

♈: You have to admit, you are pretty standoffish.

♊: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know the vision twofold meant you could never talk about all the screaming voices in your head and the DOOM and all of that to the one person I know who understands what it's like to know.

♊: And maybe rant about it to a few of the other people who don't.

♊: I'm 'standoffish' for a reason, that being, life is terrible and they should feel terrible for participating in if.

♈: Oh please, don't get all pissy with me. You know that by this point i'm going to put up with your dreary outlook on just about every aspect of life, since I too share the same out look. But, you do have to look at it from other perspective other than our own. When you try to engage in the same topic of conversation with any other poor soul attempting to listen to your seemingly neverending rants I recommend that you take it down a few notches when it comes to the depression manner that follows the aforementioned rants.

♈: You might find that your random conversation partner of the night won't evaporate into thin air within the first five mintues of your ramblind.

The Handmaid [♈] disconnected.

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♊: You have absolutely no proof that they disappear within five minutes.

♊: In fact, I'll have you know the average is seven.

♈: Oooh!

♈: Well, excuse me then.

♈: Seven minutes, huh? That's impressive.

♊: If you're going to make a point at least use the actual facts.

♊: Realistic mocking is better than bullshit mocking.

♊: Namely because it's more likely to make me actually think about it. Maybe. Probably not.

♈: I don't stalk you every minute of everyday.

♈: That being the case, would it kill you to cut me even a sliver of slack?

♊: Two minutes is a lot of time!

♊: ...but I guess I'll try.

♊: Out of fairness.

♈: I'm just trying to better your virtually dead social life.

♈: Who knows? With a slight change of attitude you'll be able to gain a few new friendships.

♈: And with new friendships come potential doom conversationalists.

♈: By the time you're done you won't even think twice about seeking me out for our weekly bullshit sessions.

♊: And with potential doom conversationalists comes more wallowing in the fact that everyone will die someday and you're in that group.

♊: In all fairness it's not exactly hard. It's just going where the voices are the loudest and putting up with a headache for a few days.

♈: Still.

♈: And besides, you really shouldn't worry about me dying since you'll be long gone by the time that takes place.

♊: Did I say I was worried about you dying?

♊: I mean, that sounds a lot worse out of context.

♊: But it's pretty damn obvious you can handle yourself when it comes to just about anything.

♈: To a point.

♊: Which will probably be in a couple of millennia.

♈: I'm not going to confirm or deny that estimate.

♊: I didn't expect you to.

♈: I know you don't expect me to, but sometimes you want a sure answer.

♈: Maybe not about this, but on other things.

♊: Which I promise I won't ask about this time, since I've already reestablished my place as king asshole of the shitstains.

The Ψiioniic's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.

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♈: That is an extremely elaborate yet somewhat fitting title.

♈: Though, if it makes you feel even an ounce better you're still only prince asshole of the shitstains in my book.

♊: Oh come on, there are plenty of real life titles that are way more elaborate than that.

♊: And that doesn't make me feel better.

♊: It just makes me realized I need to be even more of a douche to the everyday troll.

♊: I have to secure myself as leader in the shitstains monarchy.

♈: In order to do that you're going to have to out douche the current king.

♊: And who is that?

♈: That position has been filled by a Mr. Doc Scratch.

♊: What kind of atrocities do I have to commit to beat the king asshole of the shitstains?

♈: Atrocities that you physically cannot commit i'm afraid.

♈: Your mind wouldn't be able to comprehend let alone conjure the sick and twisty thoughts that come naturally to him on a daily basis.

♈: You'll just have to accept this defeat, Captor.

♊: You're not just making this up so I'm left in a position of minimal power amoungst my shitstain kingdom?

♈: You've known me long enough to know when i'm bullshitting you.

♊: Just double checking.

♊: And maybe teasing a bit.

♊: I'll drop it.

♈: Okay.

♊: Anyways, the voices are, starting up again.

♊: That may or may not be your cue, depending on what shits going down this time.

♈: I don't have to leave just yet but it'll have to be soon.

♈: Supposedly i'm to set fire to an entire town.

♈: The orders were to leave no survivors, though I don't really understand the purpose behind it all.

♈: I've took a slight peek into the future and it seems to not have caused any major alterations.

♊: It'll probably work in the longer run, then.

♊: If anything comes up on my end, which I don't think it will, I'll make sure to let you know.

♈: I appreciate that.

♊: Anything for a friend, right?

♈: Right.

♈: God.

♊: What?

♈: Hearing you refer to me as your friend really just, I don't know. It's weird, I guess, though that isn't the right word i'm looking for.

♈: Iv'e been having trouble formulating sentences lately, words aren't coming to me as easily as they use to.

♊: We've already established my social life is as barren as the south eastern deserts, yes.

♊: ...and that's a bad thing.

♊: I know you have the time travel bullshit, you're not getting close to the end of your rope because of it, right?

♊: I don't hear you, but I don't think I would.

♈: I can't give you any sort of reasurring or fulfilling answer but what I can say is that iv'e already spent through the majority of my lifespan. Possibly three fourths of it if memory is serving me right.

♈: But, that wouldn't necessarily mean it'll happen within the time period you're probably thinking of.

♊: I didn't think it would.

♊: I'll, try not to worry, unless that would make you feel better about it for some reason.

♈: I'm not sure it will.

♈: I just.

♈: I can't wait to die.

♈: I'm actually looking forward to it, if we're being honest with each other.

♊: I don't blame you in the least.

♊: I just howl it'll be quick for you.

♊: Fuck knows you deserve it quick and painless.

♈: As sweet as that is i'm afraid that the spoilers of my death have already been revealed to me by king asshole of shitstains.

♈: Iv'e known how it's all going to end for me ever since I was about six sweeps old.

♊: And at the exact opposite of what I said?

♊: Shit, okay, not taking the crown.

♈: Told you you couldn't beat him out.

♊: Well now I don't want to, so, it's a completely different argument.

♈: Fair point.

♊: I happen to make those occasionally, yes.

♈: Occasionally, the majority of the time you just keep restating your point in different words until I end up giving in and allow you to have the upper hand in whatever ridiculous argument we're engaging in.

♊: Well I am prince asshole of the shitstains.

♈: As we've already established.

♈: ...

♈: You know, iv'e been meaning to tell you something.


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♊: Doom sucks.

♊: Can I just put that out there?

♊: Because it does.

♈: Feel free to dump all your thoughts on the subject.

♈: I promise not to interrupt or judge.

♊: I sincerely doubt that, but whatever.

♊: Because it doesn't even matter what you know, because shits going to go down anyway, and you're just going to have to sit there and watch it all burn, just like you knew you would.

♈: Hoo.

♈: Isn't that a feeling I know all too well.

♈: I didn't necessarily think that somebody of your blood type nor caliber would be as acquainted with it as I am though.

♊: Because if you move you make everything worse, because then nothing is right and it's like the gears are going backwards and now your godamn freaky visions are punishing you for fucking up the fuck ups.

♊: You didn't even last a minute with what you promised. I'm pretty sure that's a new record.

♈: You looked like you were done.

♈: It was a big pause between rants.

♊: Calling bullshit on that last part, by the way, with my evidence being you.

♊: That's because I was thinking about what I was going to say.

♊: Is that a problem?

♈: Not so much a problem as it almost completely unheard of.

♊: Well fuck you too.

♈: It isn't my fault you're practically known for speaking before you think.

♊: And it isn't my fault I have a lot to say.

♈: I'm sure trolls would be more willing to listen to what you have to say if you didn't reek of negativity.

♈: You have to admit, you are pretty standoffish.

♊: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know the vision twofold meant you could never talk about all the screaming voices in your head and the DOOM and all of that to the one person I know who understands what it's like to know.

♊: And maybe rant about it to a few of the other people who don't.

♊: I'm 'standoffish' for a reason, that being, life is terrible and they should feel terrible for participating in if.

♈: Oh please, don't get all pissy with me. You know that by this point i'm going to put up with your dreary outlook on just about every aspect of life, since I too share the same out look. But, you do have to look at it from other perspective other than our own. When you try to engage in the same topic of conversation with any other poor soul attempting to listen to your seemingly neverending rants I recommend that you take it down a few notches when it comes to the depression manner that follows the aforementioned rants.

♈: You might find that your random conversation partner of the night won't evaporate into thin air within the first five mintues of your ramblind.

The Handmaid [♈] disconnected.

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♊: You have absolutely no proof that they disappear within five minutes.

♊: In fact, I'll have you know the average is seven.

♈: Oooh!

♈: Well, excuse me then.

♈: Seven minutes, huh? That's impressive.

♊: If you're going to make a point at least use the actual facts.

♊: Realistic mocking is better than bullshit mocking.

♊: Namely because it's more likely to make me actually think about it. Maybe. Probably not.

♈: I don't stalk you every minute of everyday.

♈: That being the case, would it kill you to cut me even a sliver of slack?

♊: Two minutes is a lot of time!

♊: ...but I guess I'll try.

♊: Out of fairness.

♈: I'm just trying to better your virtually dead social life.

♈: Who knows? With a slight change of attitude you'll be able to gain a few new friendships.

♈: And with new friendships come potential doom conversationalists.

♈: By the time you're done you won't even think twice about seeking me out for our weekly bullshit sessions.

♊: And with potential doom conversationalists comes more wallowing in the fact that everyone will die someday and you're in that group.

♊: In all fairness it's not exactly hard. It's just going where the voices are the loudest and putting up with a headache for a few days.

♈: Still.

♈: And besides, you really shouldn't worry about me dying since you'll be long gone by the time that takes place.

♊: Did I say I was worried about you dying?

♊: I mean, that sounds a lot worse out of context.

♊: But it's pretty damn obvious you can handle yourself when it comes to just about anything.

♈: To a point.

♊: Which will probably be in a couple of millennia.

♈: I'm not going to confirm or deny that estimate.

♊: I didn't expect you to.

♈: I know you don't expect me to, but sometimes you want a sure answer.

♈: Maybe not about this, but on other things.

♊: Which I promise I won't ask about this time, since I've already reestablished my place as king asshole of the shitstains.

The Ψiioniic's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.

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♈: That is an extremely elaborate yet somewhat fitting title.

♈: Though, if it makes you feel even an ounce better you're still only prince asshole of the shitstains in my book.

♊: Oh come on, there are plenty of real life titles that are way more elaborate than that.

♊: And that doesn't make me feel better.

♊: It just makes me realized I need to be even more of a douche to the everyday troll.

♊: I have to secure myself as leader in the shitstains monarchy.

♈: In order to do that you're going to have to out douche the current king.

♊: And who is that?

♈: That position has been filled by a Mr. Doc Scratch.

♊: What kind of atrocities do I have to commit to beat the king asshole of the shitstains?

♈: Atrocities that you physically cannot commit i'm afraid.

♈: Your mind wouldn't be able to comprehend let alone conjure the sick and twisty thoughts that come naturally to him on a daily basis.

♈: You'll just have to accept this defeat, Captor.

♊: You're not just making this up so I'm left in a position of minimal power amoungst my shitstain kingdom?

♈: You've known me long enough to know when i'm bullshitting you.

♊: Just double checking.

♊: And maybe teasing a bit.

♊: I'll drop it.

♈: Okay.

♊: Anyways, the voices are, starting up again.

♊: That may or may not be your cue, depending on what shits going down this time.

♈: I don't have to leave just yet but it'll have to be soon.

♈: Supposedly i'm to set fire to an entire town.

♈: The orders were to leave no survivors, though I don't really understand the purpose behind it all.

♈: I've took a slight peek into the future and it seems to not have caused any major alterations.

♊: It'll probably work in the longer run, then.

♊: If anything comes up on my end, which I don't think it will, I'll make sure to let you know.

♈: I appreciate that.

♊: Anything for a friend, right?

♈: Right.

♈: God.

♊: What?

♈: Hearing you refer to me as your friend really just, I don't know. It's weird, I guess, though that isn't the right word i'm looking for.

♈: Iv'e been having trouble formulating sentences lately, words aren't coming to me as easily as they use to.

♊: We've already established my social life is as barren as the south eastern deserts, yes.

♊: ...and that's a bad thing.

♊: I know you have the time travel bullshit, you're not getting close to the end of your rope because of it, right?

♊: I don't hear you, but I don't think I would.

♈: I can't give you any sort of reasurring or fulfilling answer but what I can say is that iv'e already spent through the majority of my lifespan. Possibly three fourths of it if memory is serving me right.

♈: But, that wouldn't necessarily mean it'll happen within the time period you're probably thinking of.

♊: I didn't think it would.

♊: I'll, try not to worry, unless that would make you feel better about it for some reason.

♈: I'm not sure it will.

♈: I just.

♈: I can't wait to die.

♈: I'm actually looking forward to it, if we're being honest with each other.

♊: I don't blame you in the least.

♊: I just howl it'll be quick for you.

♊: Fuck knows you deserve it quick and painless.

♈: As sweet as that is i'm afraid that the spoilers of my death have already been revealed to me by king asshole of shitstains.

♈: Iv'e known how it's all going to end for me ever since I was about six sweeps old.

♊: And at the exact opposite of what I said?

♊: Shit, okay, not taking the crown.

♈: Told you you couldn't beat him out.

♊: Well now I don't want to, so, it's a completely different argument.

♈: Fair point.

♊: I happen to make those occasionally, yes.

♈: Occasionally, the majority of the time you just keep restating your point in different words until I end up giving in and allow you to have the upper hand in whatever ridiculous argument we're engaging in.

♊: Well I am prince asshole of the shitstains.

♈: As we've already established.

♈: ...

♈: You know, iv'e been meaning to tell you something.


CRONUS: i VWOULD havwe been good at it vwith a little more practice.

KANKRI: N9, y9u w9uld have just w9rsened y9ur gam6ling addicti9n.

CRONUS: its not an addiction.

KANKRI: Yes, it is.

CRONUS: i vwas able to stop.

CRONUS: mostly because they stabbed me for not being able to pay up, 8UT.

CRONUS: i stopped.

RUFIOH: not the best way to stop 1t.

CRONUS: so its not an addiction.

KANKRI: Just 6ecause y9u get sta66ed int9 st9pping d9esn't mean that it wasn't 9nce an addicti9n.

CRONUS: its not an addiction, its CARD GAMES.

RUFIOH: gotta s1de w1th kankr1 on th1s one...1 remember when latula had her gambl1ng add1ct1on back on prosp1t.

RUFIOH: 1t was not pretty.

CRONUS: they havwe gambling on prospit?

RUFIOH: yeah...1t a1n't as b1g of a deal as 1t 1s on derse but 1t's st1ll a th1ng.

RUFIOH: they don't stab you 1f you can't pay up though.

CRONUS: remind me to go there some time.

RUFIOH: you do have to wash some d1shes...but other than that.

KANKRI: Cr9nus, n9.

CRONUS: youre ovwerreacting, it doesnt hurt me in any vway.

KANKRI: It made y9u g9 6r9ke!

KANKRI: That's hurting y9u financially!

CRONUS: in fake game money.

RUFIOH: cro...man...you're bett1ng real money 1n a cas1no.

CRONUS: boondollars are fake game money.

KANKRI: Yet y9u need it n9w, d9n't y9u?

CRONUS: i dont need it.

CRONUS: my system vworks perfectly vwell.

KANKRI: D9es it?

CRONUS: you only caught on because i told you.

RUFIOH: that doesn't mean 1t's cool to deal w1th the way you have been.

RUFIOH: 1v'e been go1ng crazy try1ng to f1gure out where all my gel's been go1ng!

CRONUS: its been vworking out real great for me.

RUFIOH: asshole.

CRONUS: douchebag.

RUFIOH: f***1ng self centered pr1ck.

CRONUS: moth boy.

KANKRI: 699999!

KANKRI: That was lame, Cr9nus.

CRONUS: i havwe a black eye and a smashed nose, do i look like i givwe a shit?

KANKRI: Y9u're 9n the fence 9f giving a shit. I can see it in y9ur eyes.

CRONUS: my eyes are vwhite.

KANKRI: Actually they're rather 6l99dsh9t.

CRONUS: thats not the point here.

RUFIOH: what 1s the po1nt anymore?

CRONUS: that stealing is ok because they dont need the stuff more than me.

KANKRI: N9, that was never the p9int.

KANKRI: In fact that was the 9pp9site 9f what the p9int really was.

KANKRI: The is t9 never steal, and t9 never lie.

KANKRI: 9r else y9u get 6eaten t9 a 6l99dy pulp 6y a cl9se friend.

CRONUS: ok, but vwhat if the univwerse is going to explode unless i lie?

RUFIOH: let 1t explode.

CRONUS: vwhat if theres a really pretty girl, but she only bangs fellas vwho are taller then 5'5 and i only stretch it an INCH?

RUFIOH: ...what?

KANKRI: Why w9uld that ever 6e a situati9n?

CRONUS: like, saying i vwas 5'6 so this hypothetical bombshell babe vwould hook up vwith me.

CRONUS: and you nevwer knowv.

KANKRI: Is this a thing that is already happening?

CRONUS: vwell, no.

CRONUS: but it COULD happen.

KANKRI: This is t99 specific t9 ever happen.

KANKRI: At least t9 y9u, that is.

CRONUS: vwhat if i got invwited to a party someone else vwasnt invwited to, and they asked me to hang out the day of the party?

RUFIOH: that would depend...do you want to go to the party?

CRONUS: obvwiously.

RUFIOH: just tell them you're go1ng to a part.

RUFIOH: party***

CRONUS: but then theyll feel bad for not being invwited, right?

RUFIOH: 1 don't know? why are we talk1ng about th1s aga1n?

CRONUS: because theres some situations vwhere lying is the right thing to do.

RUFIOH: alr1ght...yeah, whatever, just don't be an asshole l1ar who l1es for personal ga1n.

RUFIOH: 1 th1nk that's what vantas meant.

CRONUS: vwhats vwrong wv-vwith lying for personal gain, anyvways?

RUFIOH: well lately you've been affect1ng other people 1n a negat1ve way because of 1t.

CRONUS: lately?

RUFIOH: okay, a lot further than lately.

RUFIOH: you get my po1nt!

CRONUS: being self-servwing isnt a 8AD thing.

RUFIOH: 1t can be.

CRONUS: vwhy?

RUFIOH: ((bro 1t's l1ke almost two 1n the morn1ng over here and 1'm go1ng to fall asleep at the keyboard, wh1ch 1s someth1ng 1 would not l1ke to do to you!

CRONUS: {(got contact info?

RUFIOH: ((i got a tumblr! spaghettistainedundies.tumblr.com

CRONUS: {(eggsexer

RUFIOH: ((awesome sauce! feel free to message me at any time if you feel up to it!

CRONUS: {(kk, have a nice night


CRONUS: i VWOULD havwe been good at it vwith a little more practice.

KANKRI: N9, y9u w9uld have just w9rsened y9ur gam6ling addicti9n.

CRONUS: its not an addiction.

KANKRI: Yes, it is.

CRONUS: i vwas able to stop.

CRONUS: mostly because they stabbed me for not being able to pay up, 8UT.

CRONUS: i stopped.

RUFIOH: not the best way to stop 1t.

CRONUS: so its not an addiction.

KANKRI: Just 6ecause y9u get sta66ed int9 st9pping d9esn't mean that it wasn't 9nce an addicti9n.

CRONUS: its not an addiction, its CARD GAMES.

RUFIOH: gotta s1de w1th kankr1 on th1s one...1 remember when latula had her gambl1ng add1ct1on back on prosp1t.

RUFIOH: 1t was not pretty.

CRONUS: they havwe gambling on prospit?

RUFIOH: yeah...1t a1n't as b1g of a deal as 1t 1s on derse but 1t's st1ll a th1ng.

RUFIOH: they don't stab you 1f you can't pay up though.

CRONUS: remind me to go there some time.

RUFIOH: you do have to wash some d1shes...but other than that.

KANKRI: Cr9nus, n9.

CRONUS: youre ovwerreacting, it doesnt hurt me in any vway.

KANKRI: It made y9u g9 6r9ke!

KANKRI: That's hurting y9u financially!

CRONUS: in fake game money.

RUFIOH: cro...man...you're bett1ng real money 1n a cas1no.

CRONUS: boondollars are fake game money.

KANKRI: Yet y9u need it n9w, d9n't y9u?

CRONUS: i dont need it.

CRONUS: my system vworks perfectly vwell.

KANKRI: D9es it?

CRONUS: you only caught on because i told you.

RUFIOH: that doesn't mean 1t's cool to deal w1th the way you have been.

RUFIOH: 1v'e been go1ng crazy try1ng to f1gure out where all my gel's been go1ng!

CRONUS: its been vworking out real great for me.

RUFIOH: asshole.

CRONUS: douchebag.

RUFIOH: f***1ng self centered pr1ck.

CRONUS: moth boy.

KANKRI: 699999!

KANKRI: That was lame, Cr9nus.

CRONUS: i havwe a black eye and a smashed nose, do i look like i givwe a shit?

KANKRI: Y9u're 9n the fence 9f giving a shit. I can see it in y9ur eyes.

CRONUS: my eyes are vwhite.

KANKRI: Actually they're rather 6l99dsh9t.

CRONUS: thats not the point here.

RUFIOH: what 1s the po1nt anymore?

CRONUS: that stealing is ok because they dont need the stuff more than me.

KANKRI: N9, that was never the p9int.

KANKRI: In fact that was the 9pp9site 9f what the p9int really was.

KANKRI: The is t9 never steal, and t9 never lie.

KANKRI: 9r else y9u get 6eaten t9 a 6l99dy pulp 6y a cl9se friend.

CRONUS: ok, but vwhat if the univwerse is going to explode unless i lie?

RUFIOH: let 1t explode.

CRONUS: vwhat if theres a really pretty girl, but she only bangs fellas vwho are taller then 5'5 and i only stretch it an INCH?

RUFIOH: ...what?

KANKRI: Why w9uld that ever 6e a situati9n?

CRONUS: like, saying i vwas 5'6 so this hypothetical bombshell babe vwould hook up vwith me.

CRONUS: and you nevwer knowv.

KANKRI: Is this a thing that is already happening?

CRONUS: vwell, no.

CRONUS: but it COULD happen.

KANKRI: This is t99 specific t9 ever happen.

KANKRI: At least t9 y9u, that is.

CRONUS: vwhat if i got invwited to a party someone else vwasnt invwited to, and they asked me to hang out the day of the party?

RUFIOH: that would depend...do you want to go to the party?

CRONUS: obvwiously.

RUFIOH: just tell them you're go1ng to a part.

RUFIOH: party***

CRONUS: but then theyll feel bad for not being invwited, right?

RUFIOH: 1 don't know? why are we talk1ng about th1s aga1n?

CRONUS: because theres some situations vwhere lying is the right thing to do.

RUFIOH: alr1ght...yeah, whatever, just don't be an asshole l1ar who l1es for personal ga1n.

RUFIOH: 1 th1nk that's what vantas meant.

CRONUS: vwhats vwrong wv-vwith lying for personal gain, anyvways?

RUFIOH: well lately you've been affect1ng other people 1n a negat1ve way because of 1t.

CRONUS: lately?

RUFIOH: okay, a lot further than lately.

RUFIOH: you get my po1nt!

CRONUS: being self-servwing isnt a 8AD thing.

RUFIOH: 1t can be.

CRONUS: vwhy?


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KANKRI: Cr9nus, have y9u seen my whistle? I think I might have misplaced it s9mewhere in the area, yet I can't recall where.

CRONUS: gee, i vwonder vwhere it could havwe possibly gone.

KANKRI: My th9ughts exactly, I d9n't remem6er rem9ving it ar9und my neck n9r putting it d9wn anywhere 6ut the last I remem6er having it it was in this sp9t.

CRONUS: oh, vwell, it could be ANYVWHERE by nowv, i guess youll havwe to forget about it.

KANKRI: F9rget a69ut it? I will d9 n9 such thing! That whistle has 6een with me thr9ugh thick and thin. That 6eing said I have full intenti9ns 9f l9cating it! Even if it takes me all day.

KANKRI: It will 6e f9und.

CRONUS: cant you just get something newv?

CRONUS: something less, ah, ear-piercing?

KANKRI: Cr9nus, what w9uld the p9int 6e if I l9st its ear-piercing quality? It gra6s pe9ples attenti9ns, mainly t9wards me. Which is my desired intenti9ns.

KANKRI: I kn9w it must 6e ar9und here s9mewhere, iv'e 6een retracing my steps s9 it can't 6e t99 far fr9m me!

CRONUS: all im saying is, maybe its time to phase the old girl out.

KANKRI: Why w9uld I want t9 d9 s9mething like that?

CRONUS: its getting on in svweeps, probably losing its quality.

KANKRI: I assure y9u that it is d9ing n9 such thing, I take g99d care 9f my whistle. It's in tip t9p shape, p9ssi6ly the 6est shape it has ever 6een in.

CRONUS: no, no, it vwas DEFINITELY starting to sound a little muddy.

KANKRI: I pr96a6ly just have t9 give it a spit and shine, take it apart and clean it fr9m the inside 9ut.

KANKRI: That usually d9es the trick.

CRONUS: are you sure youre still talking about a vwhistle here?

KANKRI: Yes? What else w9uld I 6e referring t9?

CRONUS: sounds like a girl to me.

KANKRI: H9w d9es that s9und like a girl?

KANKRI: Y9u d9n't take a lady apart 9f clean her fr9m the inside 9ut.

KANKRI: That's just weird.

KANKRI: D9n't 6e weird, Cr9nus.

CRONUS: take her LEGS apaet.

CRONUS: **apart

KANKRI: EW! N9. This isn't s9mething that's g9ing t9 6e discussed.

KANKRI: Help my find my whistle.

KANKRI: Me***

CRONUS: arent you a little old for vwhistles?

KANKRI: Aren't y9u a little 9ld f9r tacky leather jackets?

CRONUS: good thing theyre not tacky, then.

KANKRI: That's de6ata6le.

CRONUS: theyre handmade, hand bedazzled, high quality, and make me look sharp.

KANKRI: I didn't ask, Cr9nus. Let me find my whistle.

CRONUS: the memory could havwe changed vwhile you left.

CRONUS: howv do you knowv youre in the same spot?

CRONUS: trust me, its MUCH better to just forget it existed.

KANKRI: I literally walked 6ackwards in my exact steps until I reached this p9int.

KANKRI: And, as iv'e said 6ef9re, I am n9t f9rgetting a69ut my whistle.

CRONUS: it could havwe uh, been absorbed by the ground.

KANKRI: Cr9nus, y9u're n9t stupid s9 d9n't say stupid things.

CRONUS: no, really, i lost a comb to this place once.

KANKRI: A c9m6 isn't a whistle.

KANKRI: I kn9w f9r a fact that y9u carry ar9und at least five c9m6s.

CRONUS: howv vwould YOU knowv vwhats in my captchalogue, huh?

KANKRI: Y9u're the 9ne wh9 t9ld me? Y9u tell me a l9t 9f things I d9n't want t9 hear, Cr9nus.

CRONUS: vwell, it could havwe changed.

KANKRI: Did it?

CRONUS: my combs are just as important (if not significantly more) than your vwhistle.

KANKRI: Yeah, well, this isn't a69ut y9ur c9m6s c9nsidering that isn't what has 6een l9st.

CRONUS: i think youre ovwerreacting.

CRONUS: sometimes you just gotta let things go.

KANKRI: Y9u w9uldn't 6e saying that if it were s9mething 9f y9urs.

CRONUS: ivwe lost PLENTY of things ovwer the svweeps.

CRONUS: and you knowv vwhat i did?

CRONUS: ask me vwhat i did, it sounds better if you ask me.

KANKRI: Hhh.

KANKRI: What did y9u d9 Cr9nus.

CRONUS: i replaced it and only complained a LITTLE.

KANKRI: 9h, y9u're such an inspirati9n.

CRONUS: and for some stuff, i didnt evwen replace or complain about it, because frankly, it vwas their time to go.

KANKRI: Cr9nus, I really like my whistle and I d9n't want t9 have t9 replace it.

KANKRI: If y9u c9uld help me find it I w9uld 6e extremely grateful.

CRONUS: you still havwent explained vwhy you NEED it.

KANKRI: 6ecause I like it.

CRONUS: does that mean you need me too?

KANKRI: What??

CRONUS: because you need things you like, right?

KANKRI: Well, yeah I supp9se.

CRONUS: nice, im going to remember that during your inevwitable betrayal.

CRONUS: ANYVWAYS, vwhistle.

CRONUS: just use your mouth to vwhistle.

KANKRI: I d9n't kn9w h9w t9 whistle with my m9uth.

CRONUS: use your fingers, then.

KANKRI: Cr9nus if I knew h9w t9 d9 any 9f these things d9 y9u h9nestly think I w9uld have ever used the whistle?

CRONUS: sharper sound.

KANKRI: While that is true I used it 6ecause I d9n't kn9w h9w t9 use either my m9uth n9r fingers t9 whistle.

KANKRI: ((6r6!

CRONUS: im gonna levwel vwith you here, sport.

CRONUS: i sawv...uhhh...nitram, i sawv nitram ovwer here.

CRONUS: sniffing around in the shady, attention-stealing-bastard vway he does.

KANKRI: Rufi9h? Really? I never th9ught him t9 6e the theiving type.

KANKRI: Are y9u sure that he is a p9ssi6le suspect in my missing whistle case?

CRONUS: absolutely positivwe.

CRONUS: and theres a dark side to him, yknowv.

KANKRI: Yes, yes, iv'e heard a69ut this dark side 9f his.

KANKRI: Damara has t9ld me a69ut it.

KANKRI: Sh9uld I demand that he return my whistle?

CRONUS: if you confront him, he might turn nasty.

KANKRI: Y9u're a6s9lutely right.

KANKRI: H9w sh9uld I g9 a69ut this then?

CRONUS: vwhy dont you check his hivwe?

CRONUS: on the dowvn-lowv.

KANKRI: Check his hive? I think that w9uld 6e c9nsidered 6reaking and entering.

KANKRI: I w9uldn't want t9 c9mmit any fel9nies.

CRONUS: no, it falls under vwigilante justice.

KANKRI: Hm.

KANKRI: Well.

KANKRI: I still d9n't kn9w if I'm capa6le 9f c9mmitting such an act.

KANKRI: Perhaps I sh9uld just talk with him instead.

KANKRI: He seems t9 6e easy g9ing.

CRONUS: no, no, trust me.

CRONUS: bad idea.

KANKRI: Why sh9uld I 6reak int9 his hive anyh9w?

KANKRI: It d9esn't make much sense if y9u get right d9wn t9 it.

CRONUS: hes probably got his uh, thievwing hoard there.

KANKRI: I'm sure he w9uld have my whistle 9n him at all times.

KANKRI: Just in case I were t9 visist.

CRONUS: no, hes not that bright.

KANKRI: We sh9uldn't underestimate him.

KANKRI: He's already 6ested me 9nce.

KANKRI: I w9uldn't want him t9 d9 it a sec9nd time.

CRONUS: the vwhistle or vwhat?

KANKRI: The whistle 96vi9usly!

CRONUS: he just picked it up.

CRONUS: thats HARDLY besting you.

KANKRI: N9, there is a deeper meaning 6ehind this.

KANKRI: This may 6e an9ther 9ne 9f his caligi9n9us flirting techniques.

KANKRI: He has made passes in the past.

CRONUS: vwowv, ok.

CRONUS: that escalated quickly.

KANKRI: My th9ughts exactly.

KANKRI: He wants t9 get a rile 9ut 9f me 6ut it will n9t happen!

CRONUS: you sure youre not reading into this just a LITTLE?

KANKRI: N9, this is s9mething m9re.

KANKRI: I can sense it.

KANKRI: He w9uldn't d9 this just t9 d9 this.

CRONUS: oh my god.

KANKRI: What an ass.

CRONUS: howv vwould he knowv it vwas YOUR vwhistle?

KANKRI: Wh9 else d9 y9u kn9w carries ar9und a whistle???

KANKRI: Riddle me that, Cr9nus!

CRONUS: i dont pry into peoples personal kinks.

KANKRI: It isn't a kink!

CRONUS: howv do you knowv none of our friends havwe a vwhistle kink?

KANKRI: 6ecause P9rrim w9uld kn9w.

KANKRI: And P9rrim likes t9 c9nfide in me.

CRONUS: she vwouldnt knowv EVWERYONES kinks.

KANKRI: Yeah, y9urs.

CRONUS: hey nowv, thats an unfair assumption.

CRONUS: howv do you knowv vwe havwent had a thing shes simply too embarrassed to evwer mention?

KANKRI: She t9ld me that she w9uldn't t9uch y9u even if the fate 9f the universe depended 9n it.

CRONUS: maybe its an ovwercompensation.

KANKRI: I think n9t.

CRONUS: maybe it vwas a VWHILE ago.

KANKRI: It was yesterday.

CRONUS: no, the relationship that vwe might havwe had.

KANKRI: The relati9nship y9u didn't have happened never.

CRONUS: i dont tell you evwerything about my romance life.

KANKRI: Like I said, P9rrim d9es.

CRONUS: so maybe i didnt hook up vwith MARYAM, but theres still ten others out there.

KANKRI: Name me 9ne and I'll g9 ask them t9 c9nfirm y9u ever had relati9ns with them.

CRONUS: an ampora nevwer kisses and tells.

KANKRI: Y9u have the first 9ne right.

KANKRI: Anyways.

KANKRI: We need t9 f9cus 9n Rufi9h and him 6eing a theif.

CRONUS: like i said, you vwouldnt knowv and its unfair to judge.

KANKRI: Whatever Cr9nus we can talk a69ut what didn't happen later.

CRONUS: youre the one vwhos obsessing ovwer nitram supposedly vwanting to jump your bones.

KANKRI: He d9es this 9n purp9se! I kn9w he d9es! L99k at him, acting like he didn't d9 what y9u just saw him d9!

CRONUS: sounds like SOMEONES projecting, if you ask me.

KANKRI: Cr9nus! N9t the time f9r it! I want my whistle 6ack!

CRONUS: its not like this is something NEWV or anything, because for some bizarre, illogical reason, EVWERYONE vwants to nail nitram.

KANKRI: 9h my G9dCR9NUS. My whistle.

CRONUS: i mean, really, vwhat does HE havwe that i DONT?

CRONUS: are the vwings really THAT fucking amazing?

KANKRI: Are y9u even listening t9 me? I feel like y9u aren't listening t9 me.

KANKRI: --Snaps his fingers in fr9nt 9f his face.-- Hey! I'm talking!

CRONUS: huh, vwhat.

KANKRI: Hhh.

CRONUS: that vwas a serious question, by the vway.

KANKRI: What was a seri9us questi9n?

CRONUS: vwhat does nitram havwe that i dont.

KANKRI: He's s9cia6le and fr9m what I here, charming.

KANKRI: Hear***

CRONUS: im sociable and charming.

KANKRI: ...Let's g9 with that.

CRONUS: hell, ivwe evwen got the great dyed hair.

KANKRI: Y9u dye y9ur hair? Why are y9u telling me this? I d9n't particularly care a69ut what y9u d9 t9 y9ur hair.

KANKRI: All I kn9w is t9 n9t put a flame near it.

KANKRI: Y9u'll expl9de if I d9.

CRONUS: im just saying, its completely unfair that HE gets the bitches vwhile i DONT.

KANKRI: Well, first 9f all. Y9u call them 6itches, which is extremely degrading and unattractive.

CRONUS: no, its pretty hot.

KANKRI: N9, it isn't.

CRONUS: trust me on this one.

KANKRI: Whatever, I was d9ne fighting a69ut it anyways.

CRONUS: anyvways, hes probably uh.

CRONUS: melted dowvn the vwhistle by nowv.

KANKRI: He w9uldn't.

CRONUS: maybe hes...

CRONUS: forging it into a spade shape.

KANKRI: He w9uldn't!

KANKRI: He w9uldn't d9 that, Cr9nus. W9uld he?

CRONUS: i bet hes going to put it on a collar.

CRONUS: and givwe it to you.

KANKRI: If he d9es that I'm 6reaking his fingers.

CRONUS: its probably too late.

KANKRI: What sh9uld I d9? He's 6asically c9axing me int9 d9ing s9mething pitched! Sh9uld I ign9re him? Iv'e 6een ign9ring him f9r s9me time, perhaps it'll finally dawn 9n him that I'm n9t interested. N9. N9 9ne 6it. Iv'e taken my v9w 9f celi6acy! I can't take 9n any quadrants.

CRONUS: i guess youll havwe to kick his ass.

CRONUS: its your only choice.

KANKRI: Are y9u sure?

KANKRI: There has t9 6e an9ther 9pti9n.

KANKRI: A less vi9lent 9pti9n.

CRONUS: but REALLY fast, so that silvwer tongue of his doesnt seduce you.

KANKRI: As if! I w9uldn't fall f9r that, y9u kn9w I w9uldn't.

CRONUS: thats vwhat i said.

KANKRI: Still.

KANKRI: Just.

KANKRI: I d9n't kn9w if that's the right ch9ice.

CRONUS: its fuck or fight, chief.

KANKRI: I feel like there sh9uld 6e a third 9pti9n.

KANKRI: 9ne that inv9lves P9rrim.

CRONUS: youre telling me you need MARYAM to bail you out?

CRONUS: that you cant handle a pixie-ass fucker like him on your owvn?

KANKRI: I d9n't want t9 cause c9nflict, and P9rrim can usually get things d9ne in 9ne g9.

KANKRI: She is very persuasive when she wants t9 6e.

CRONUS: but it means youre vweak.

KANKRI: I'm n9t weak.

CRONUS: and yet you need a JADE8LOOD to help you?

KANKRI: Why are y9u saying her 6l99d c9l9r in such a t9ne?

KANKRI: D9n't 6e insulting, Cr9nus.

KANKRI: It's very 9ffensive t9 P9rrim.

CRONUS: vwell, i mean, shes so much HIGHER than you, so she might think of helping you out in the vwrong sense.

KANKRI: She w9uldn't think 9f it in that way...w9uld she?

CRONUS: just betvween you and me, vwhenevwer you vwerent around on the group memos, she used to talk about howv much you needed her because you vwere just a helpless little mutant.

KANKRI: What? She w9uldn't say such things 6ehind my 6ack, if she had anything t9 say t9 me she w9uld say it t9 my face.

KANKRI: P9rrim isn't like that, Cr9nus.

CRONUS: shes a tvwo-faced bitch, kankri.

KANKRI: And 6esides, I sh9uld have g9tten n9tificati9ns if any69dy else c9mmented 9n my mem9s in my a6sen-GASP!!!

KANKRI: Cr9nus!!!

CRONUS: vwhat?

KANKRI: D9 N9T let her hear y9u say such things!

CRONUS: exactly, shed attack me for pointing out vwhat a horrible person she is.

KANKRI: I think she w9uld attack y9u reguardless f9r talking like this 6ehind her 6ack.

CRONUS: i cant say it to her face because shes taller than me and i think she vworks out.

KANKRI: She d9es.

KANKRI: She drags me t9 her hive every weekend and has me d9 it with her.

KANKRI: It's a pain.

CRONUS: and a fella like me, vwhos all rough around the edges vwith natural strength doesnt stand a chance.

KANKRI: I guess.

KANKRI: It just d9esn't make sense that she w9uld say these things a69ut me.

KANKRI: We're extremely cl9se if y9u haven't n9ticed.

CRONUS: shes lying to you.

KANKRI: That's.

KANKRI: Extremely rude 9f her.

CRONUS: pretty much evweryone lies around here.

CRONUS: im the only one you can really trust.

KANKRI: Really? Every69dy tells me 9therwise.

CRONUS: isnt that EXACTLY vwhat people vwho vwere lying vwould say?

KANKRI: 6ut what if y9u're the 9ne wh9's lying?

CRONUS: think about it, havwe i EVWER lied to anyone?

KANKRI: Yes, y9u hvae.

CRONUS: name one time.

KANKRI: T9 Mituna last week when y9u hid his skate69ard fr9m him and t9ld him that H9russ 6r9ke it in half and had Rufi9h 6urn the pieces with his fire a6ilities.

CRONUS: alright, fair enough, but havwe i evwer lied to YOU?

KANKRI: I d9n't kn9w.

CRONUS: exactly, so you should knowv that im telling the truth vwhen i say porrim took your vwhistle.

KANKRI: Wait.

KANKRI: Y9u said Rufi9h t99k my whistle.

CRONUS: .

CRONUS: no, i said porrim took it.

KANKRI: N9, y9u said Rufi9h t99k it.

CRONUS: im pretty sure i said porrim.

KANKRI: Y9u said it was him.

KANKRI: That he melted it and made it int9 a silver spade.

KANKRI: And put it 9n a c9llar.

CRONUS: i said PORRIM did that.

KANKRI: N9 y9u didn't! Y9u said Rufi9h!

Kankri [KANKRI] is now Rufioh [RUFIOH]. ~~ 1 ~~

RUFIOH: who sa1d ruf1oh?

CRONUS: uh.

CRONUS: kankris, uh.

CRONUS: kankris staging a plot against you.

RUFIOH: what?

RUFIOH: kankr1? you are? why?

Rufioh [RUFIOH] is now Kankri [KANKRI]. ~~ 1 ~~

KANKRI: What!

KANKRI: I am d9ing n9 such thing!

KANKRI: Cr9nus, tell him the truth!

CRONUS: vwowv, vwould you LOOK at the TIME.

CRONUS: see, id LOVWE to stay, but ivwe got.

CRONUS: an uh...

CRONUS: a group orgy scheduled, so.

Kankri [KANKRI] is now Rufioh [RUFIOH]. ~~ 1 ~~

RUFIOH: woah there dude. --grabs cronus by the arm.-- what have you been tell1ng kankr1? and what have you been tell1ng h1m about me?

CRONUS: {(why not just open an incognito tab or a new browser, might make things a bit easier

RUFIOH: ((1 d1dn't know you could do that! thank you!

CRONUS: {(it's gotta be incognito or a completely different one though, a normal new window/tab doesnt work

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CRONUS: i havwent been telling anyone about anything, and i REALLY gotta go.

anonymous [??] is now Kankri [KANKRI]. ~~ 3 ~~

KANKRI: Rufi9h, Cr9nus has 6een telling me that he saw y9u pick up my missing whistle and melted it int9 a spade!

RUFIOH: a spade...? no, doll, 1 a1n't done noth1ng l1ke that.

CRONUS: *Blanch. Begins tugging at his arm, trying to break Rufioh's grip.*

RUFIOH: --keeps an 1ron gr1p on h1m.-- yo, cronus...why are you try1ng to put me 1n the hot seat?

CRONUS: times a vwasting here, im gonna be late, so if youd just LET GO...

RUFIOH: 1 th1nk you better answer the quest1on.

CRONUS: really, im the star player in this orgy.

CRONUS: it cant start vwithout me.

KANKRI: Yeah? Y9u and wh9, Cr9nus.

KANKRI: I'm sure we w9uld 69th just L9VE t9 kn9w wh9 y9u're keeping waiting.

CRONUS: vwhyre you so interested in my group sex?

RUFIOH: because we're pretty sure you a1n't tell1ng the truth bro...hate to call you a l1ar but...you know...you k1nda are one.

CRONUS: im as honest as the night is long, and youre REALLY starting to pinch here.

RUFIOH: 1f you're so honest why are you call1ng me a th1ef?

CRONUS: it vwas a misunderstanding, i nevwer called you a thief.

RUFIOH: 1 haven't stole anyth1ng...swear on my lusus and everyth1ng.

KANKRI: He called y9u a thief, Rufi9h.

CRONUS: he misheard 'maryam' as 'nitram'.

KANKRI: I did n9t!

KANKRI: H9w c9uld y9u even mistake the tw9?

CRONUS: thats vwhat im asking you.

KANKRI: And 6esides, it isn't like I wanted t9 start anything anyh9w!

KANKRI: Y9u t9ld me it was either fuck 9r fight!

KANKRI: That's what y9u said.

KANKRI: That's what he said, Rufi9h.

CRONUS: in reference to MARYAM.

RUFIOH: dude...that's s1ck.

RUFIOH: and 1 don't mean that 1n the best way.

RUFIOH: do you have a problem w1th me or someth1ng?

CRONUS: noooooo, i absolutely LOVWE you clogging up the dating game.

CRONUS: really just my favworite thing.

CRONUS: anyvways, my arms real sensitivwe.

CRONUS: its gonna bruise if you dont let go.

RUFIOH: yeah 1 don't th1nk that's go1ng to be the worse of 1t 1f you don't get your sh*t stra1ght.

RUFIOH: the f*ck 1s your problem w1th me?

CRONUS: i dont havwe a problem vwith you.

KANKRI: Y9u made it pretty clear t9 me that y9u have a pr96lem with him.

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CRONUS: i dont havwe a problem vwith him.

KANKRI: Y9u implied it.

KANKRI: And if y9u didn't, why did y9u want me t9 fight him?

CRONUS: i vwas talking about MARYAM.

KANKRI: Y9u said RUFI9H NITRAM.

CRONUS: i said PORRIM MARYAM.

RUFIOH: look man...1 take kankr1's word over yours any day...and 1t sounds to me l1ke you've been talk1ng a lot of sh*t about me.

RUFIOH: 1 don't apprec1ate that.

CRONUS: cmon, cmon, be reasonable, just leggo.

RUFIOH: sounds l1ke you haven't been so reasonable, [1]pal[/1].

RUFIOH: ((d*mn

CRONUS: {(pats

CRONUS: im sure vwe can vwork this out later.

CRONUS: but im pretty busy.

RUFIOH: 1 th1nk you've got t1me for th1s...so how about we work th1s out now.

RUFIOH: --cracks neck.--

KANKRI: 9h.

KANKRI: 9h my G9d.

CRONUS: *Flinch.*

KANKRI: Sh9uld I get P9rrim?

KANKRI: Is there g9ing t9 6e a fight?

CRONUS: please dont get porrim.

RUFIOH: 1 don't know, cronus...maybe we should get our jade blooded beauty down here and see what she th1nks of you talk1ng th1s way about her.

CRONUS: this is all a misunderstanding, im innocent.

RUFIOH: why don't you get her kankr1...we wouldn't want you to w1tness someth1ng so bloody anyhow...you m1ght fa1nt and 1 don't want to stop because you h1t your head on someth1ng sharp.

CRONUS: hey, hey, you like gold?

CRONUS: ivwe got gold.

CRONUS: vwhattya say vwe put this behind us, eh?

RUFIOH: SHUT UP.

RUFIOH: kankr1...get.

KANKRI: W9ah.

KANKRI: Excuse me, 6ut I d9n't f9ll9w y9ur 9rders, Nitram.

RUFIOH: don't make th1s 1nto a b1g deal vantas...1 don't need you butt1ng 1n l1ke you always do.

CRONUS: hes gonna beat me up, kankri, you really vwant that kinda blood indirectly on your hands?

CRONUS: if you dont intervwene, its your fault.

KANKRI: Uh.

KANKRI: I.

KANKRI: Rufi9h y9u sh9uld put him d9wn.

CRONUS: remember all the times i bailed YOU out?

RUFIOH: oh my f***1ng...kankr1 don't start.

CRONUS: and listened to your dumb speeches vwhen no one else did?

CRONUS: did i say dumb? i meant incredible.

RUFIOH: --squeezes h1s arm harder.-- keep your mouth shut before 1 knock your teeth out.

KANKRI: We sh9uld.

KANKRI: We sh9uld sit d9wn and talk this 9ut.

RUFIOH: oh.

RUFIOH: my.

RUFIOH: GOD.

RUFIOH: cronus get h1m to shut up.

CRONUS: you cant do this, im too beautiful.

KANKRI: Y9u kn9w there is a tr9ll jail s9mewhere near6y.

KANKRI: Think a69ut y9ur future, Rufi9h.

CRONUS: yeah, yeah, throwv me in the slammer.

CRONUS: lots of chains and handcuffs and gags and stuff.

KANKRI: What? Cr9nus, n9, d9n't make this int9 a sex thing.

CRONUS: ill be absolutely MISERA8LE.

CRONUS: no, no, its not a sex thing.

KANKRI: It s9unds like a sex thing.

CRONUS: im not into any of that stuff at all.

CRONUS: really, just turns me COMPLETELY off.

RUFIOH: --cocks h1s arm back and sends 1t hurtl1ng forward, slamm1ng h1s bunched up f1st stra1ght 1nto cronus' nose.--

CRONUS: *There's a crack and his head slams back. He puts his other hand up to his nose, violet blood staining his fingertips. Cronus lets out a whimper, jerking his arm harder than ever.*

KANKRI: 9H MY G9D!

KANKRI: CR9NUS THERE'S 6L99D EVERYWHERE!

KANKRI: IT'S JUST.

KANKRI: THERE'S JUST S9 MUCH 9F IT.

CRONUS: vwell, DO SOMETHING A8OUT IT.

KANKRI: WHAT D9 I D9???

CRONUS: FIGHT HIM.

KANKRI: WHAT? I CAN'T FIGHT HIM! L99K AT WHAT HE DID T9 Y9UR N9SE!

CRONUS: YOUVWE GOT A VWEAPON, DONT YOU??

KANKRI: I D9N'T D9 THAT ANYM9RE!

KANKRI: IT MADE ME SEEM THREATENING!

CRONUS: MY AFTERLIFE IS AT STAKE.

KANKRI: 9KAY! 9KAY! I'LL JUST-! --Leans f9rward and presses a weak punch against Rufi9h's arm.-- Take that!

RUFIOH: dude...what the f*ck was that?

RUFIOH: just.

CRONUS: oh my god.

CRONUS: im doomed.

CRONUS: im fucking doomed, theres no hope for me, im going to die again.

KANKRI: It's 9kay, Cr9nus, I think I g9t him where I want him.

KANKRI: He is t9tally threatened.

CRONUS: this is the end for cronus ampora.

RUFIOH: kankr1...1 don't mean to l1ke 1nsult you 1n front of ampora of all people but...that was pretty weak.

CRONUS: that vwas fucking pathetic.

KANKRI: W9ah, w9ah, w9ah!

KANKRI: N9 it wasn't!

KANKRI: That was a s9lid landing!

CRONUS: put some FORCE into it.

KANKRI: Cr9nus, stay 9ut 9f this.

KANKRI: This isn't a69ut y9u.

CRONUS: THIS IS LITERALLY A8OUT ME.

KANKRI: Rufi9h, y9u sh9uldn't think that y9u have the right t9 tell me h9w t9 fight.

KANKRI: I KN9W h9w t9 fight!

CRONUS: so do it.

RUFIOH: yeah sure you do.

CRONUS: kick his ass.

RUFIOH: cronus, shut up th1s 1sn't about you.

CRONUS: tear the vwings off.

CRONUS: and like, shred em into little pieces.

CRONUS: in front of him.

RUFIOH: --another punch 1n the face.--

CRONUS: vwhile he has to vwaaaaUUUGGGGGH!

RUFIOH: --punch, punch, punch.--

KANKRI: --Meanwhile Kankri is hanging 9nt9 his arm, getting jerked 6ack and f9rth.-- AHHHH!!!

KANKRI: CR9NUS! THIS IS G9ING H9RRI6LY!

CRONUS: *His only defense mechanism is just to go completely limp.*

RUFIOH: --after a few more punches to the face, neck, and chest area ruf1oh drops h1m.--

CRONUS: *He curls up into a bleeding fetal shape, sobbing like a child.*

RUFIOH: --tr1es to shake kankr1 off h1s arm.--

KANKRI: --Screaming silently.-- Cr9nus! Get up and fight him! He's g9ing t9 6eat me up!

CRONUS: evwerything hurts and my face is ruined and im going to die.

KANKRI: Cr9nus! Help me!

CRONUS: cant you see im a little busy DYING right nowv, kankri?

RUFIOH: oh my god...kankr1...get off my arm!

RUFIOH: you're mak1ng 1t get all sore.

CRONUS: good.

CRONUS: stay on his arm.

CRONUS: {(brb

RUFIOH: ((okay!

RUFIOH: --k1cks h1m 1n the stomach absentm1ndedly.--

RUFIOH: kankr1...doll..get off the arm.

KANKRI: I'm n9t y9ur d9ll!

KANKRI: Yeah, that's right, y9ur arm is getting all s9re, isn't it?

KANKRI: See? This is what happens when y9u mess with a VANTAS!

KANKRI: Y9u get s9re arms!

RUFIOH: dude.

RUFIOH: just.

CRONUS: {(back

RUFIOH: ((wb!

RUFIOH: --plucks kankr1 off h1s arm, hold1ng h1m up by the back of h1s sweater collar.--

CRONUS: just--OOF--get your fucking VWEAPON already.

KANKRI: It's at my hive!!!

CRONUS: oh my god.

KANKRI: Unhand me, Nitram!

KANKRI: Cr9nus! I'm stuck.

CRONUS: do i havwe to do EVWERYTHING myself?

KANKRI: Well, y9u haven't really d9ne anything.

CRONUS: i dont evwen havwe any GUNS vwith me, do you knowv vwhat youre forcing me to resort to here?

RUFIOH: yeah? what are you resort1ng to?

CRONUS: i cant evwen say its unholy name out loud.

RUFIOH: does anybody real1ze how r1d1culous th1s 1s?

KANKRI: I d9/

KANKRI: C9uld y9u.

KANKRI: Put me d9wn?

CRONUS: *He's about to uncaptchalogue a wand. Sadly, he fucks up a bit and uncaptchalogues the next thing down.*

CRONUS: *A shiny silver whistle.*

KANKRI: Cr9nus he isn't putting me d9w-WHAT THE FUCK. --P9ints t9 the whistle.-- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, CR9NUS.

RUFIOH: woah.

CRONUS: .

CRONUS: huh.

CRONUS: vwhen did that get there.

KANKRI: Y9U-Y9U-Y9U HAD IT THIS ENTIRE TIME?!

CRONUS: vwhat, no.

CRONUS: it vwas alvways there.

CRONUS: you just didnt see it.

KANKRI: LIES!

CRONUS: i bet RUFIOH dropped it.

CRONUS: think about it, hes shaking his arm, and its on the ground next to him.

RUFIOH: 1'm go1ng to make you eat your teeth...keep 1t up.

CRONUS: he KNOWVS im telling the truth.

CRONUS: thats vwhy hes threatening me.

KANKRI: --Kankri scram6les 9ut 9f Rufi9h's grip and sc99ps up his whistle, putting the string attached t9 it 9ver his head and ar9und his neck.--

KANKRI: Cr9nus, I cann9t 6ELIEVE y9u w9uld d9 this t9 me!

KANKRI: H9w c9uld y9u?

CRONUS: i told you, rufioh did it.

RUFIOH: --k1ck to the face.-- 1 d1dn't steal anyth1ng.

CRONUS: *Scoots slightly back.*

KANKRI: Cr9nus, I'm disapp9inted in y9u.

KANKRI: This is just.

CRONUS: he stole it and hes lying and im the innocent one here.

KANKRI: This is t99 much, I can't even l99k at y9u right n9w.

CRONUS: probably because my beautiful face is svwollen, bloody, and purple.

KANKRI: That's 6esides the p9int.

CRONUS: i didnt steal it.

CRONUS: its a coincidence.

KANKRI: D9n't even start with the lying!

KANKRI: I think it w9uld 6e 6est if we av9ided each 9ther f9r the time 6eing, Cr9nus.

KANKRI: I am extremely upset with y9u.

CRONUS: ...it vwas just LYING there, i didnt think you vwanted it anymore.

KANKRI: And yet y9u kept it when I said I was l99king f9r it!

RUFIOH: th1s 1s uh...should 1 leave?

CRONUS: its vwery loud.

CRONUS: yes.

CRONUS: go fuck a rusty bucket or something.

RUFIOH: woah dude...no hard feel1ngs, r1ght?

CRONUS: vwery hard feelings.

RUFIOH: harsh.

CRONUS: you beat me up.

RUFIOH: you conv1nced l1ttle kan dude here that 1 stole h1s stuff.

RUFIOH: 1 would say 1t's fa1r.

CRONUS: people lie about ME all the time.

CRONUS: i dont beat THEM up.

RUFIOH: yeah because you'll lose every f1ght you start.

CRONUS: im a pacifist.

RUFIOH: that's bullsh1t.

CRONUS: also im unarmed.

RUFIOH: st1ll.

RUFIOH: don't start sh*t 1f you can't f1n1sh 1t.

CRONUS: i didnt start shit, i vwas trying to run avway.

RUFIOH: you started 1t when you were try1ng to get kankr1 to f1ght me.

RUFIOH: look at h1m...he can't f1ght me.

RUFIOH: look at those noodle arms!

CRONUS: he said he vworks out.

KANKRI: In his defense, the sweater d9es me n9 justice.

KANKRI: I c9uld see h9w he c9uld think I was a weakling.

RUFIOH: yeah, see?

CRONUS: howv much do you actually vwork out, buddy?

KANKRI: Every weekend.

KANKRI: P9rrim put me 9n a rather strict schedule.

CRONUS: but do you DO anything or do you just sit there vwhile maryam vworks out?

KANKRI: 9h yes, P9rrim has me d9 the weight lifting and f9rces me t9 run a c9uple 9f miles.

KANKRI: I d9n't like it 6ut I d9 it anyways.

CRONUS: jeez, MILES?

KANKRI: Miles.

CRONUS: i mean, im no lightvweight myself.

CRONUS: i picked up the couch to find the remote.

RUFIOH: kankr1 1s a l1ttle more 1mpress1ve.

KANKRI: Thank y9u.

CRONUS: i dont need exercise, it comes naturally.

RUFIOH: yet you just got your *ss beat by me.

KANKRI: That is true, Cr9nus.

KANKRI: Y9u did.

KANKRI: It was sad t9 watch.

CRONUS: because i spared him.

RUFIOH: alr1ght...ready for round 2 then?

CRONUS: vwait, no.

CRONUS: its unfair.

RUFIOH: what's so unfa1r about 1t?

CRONUS: im already injured.

RUFIOH: po1nt taken.

RUFIOH: why don't we reschedule 1t for another t1me then?

KANKRI: This weekend c9uld d9.

CRONUS: just because i CAN fight doesnt mean im GOING to fight.

KANKRI: Cr9nus sh9uld 6e healed 6y then/

RUFIOH: why?

CRONUS: fine, if i admit i dont vwork out at all vwill you not beat me up again?

RUFIOH: are you go1ng to stop talk1ng about me beh1nd my back? and th1nk about your answer...1 don't want to have to get horuss 1nvolved...would you?

CRONUS: at least HES not a spotlight hog.

CRONUS: barely evwer see the cat, in fact.

CRONUS: its nice.

KANKRI: Cr9nus, y9u're 6eing incredi6ly stupid again.

KANKRI: I suggest that y9u agree t9 his terms.

CRONUS: are you denying hes a spotlight hog?

KANKRI: I'm pers9nally n9t getting int9 this.

RUFIOH: and why am 1 the spotl1ght hog?

CRONUS: cause he is, hes a spotlight hog.

CRONUS: because if it vwerent for you, ID be the team stud.

RUFIOH: 1 th1nk that would be m1tuna...hate to break 1t to you but ch1cks adore that guy.

CRONUS: vwhat.

RUFIOH: yeah man...m1tuna would be the team stud.

CRONUS: thats ridiculous.

CRONUS: ivwe got evwerything youvwe got, minus the shitty aspects, and MORE.

RUFIOH: uh...1 don't mean to accuse you of be1ng more sh1tty but...you're k1nda more sh1tty than 1 am.

CRONUS: im MUCH hotter than you.

KANKRI: De6ata6le.

CRONUS: look at these hips.

RUFIOH: aw, thanks doll.

RUFIOH: cronus...1 th1nk you need to ch1ll out...1t 1sn't a b1g deal or anyth1ng.

RUFIOH: th1s 1sn't a contest.

CRONUS: says the person vwhos vwinning.

RUFIOH: 1 d1dn't know 1 was w1nn1ng unt1l you ment1oned 1t to be a contest.

CRONUS: its unfair.

CRONUS: you dont evwen TRY and yet here i am, trying my vwery hardest, and no one appreciates me.

RUFIOH: maybe 1t's because you try too hard?

RUFIOH: 1t's k1nda overpower1ng somet1mes...a lot of people don't d1g that.

CRONUS: thats ridiculous, you cant try too hard.

KANKRI: Yes y9u can, and t9 6e h9nest that's all y9u've 6een d9ing ever since y9u left 6ehind y9ur wizard shtick.

CRONUS: oh, vwowv.

CRONUS: lowv blowv.

KANKRI: I'm just saying!

CRONUS: i tried just as hard back then, too.

CRONUS: just on different goals.

RUFIOH: yeah but that was okay because...you know...you weren't bother1ng anybody.

RUFIOH: 1t was cool that you obsessed over your w1zard sh*t.

CRONUS: i vwas also an antisocial little vweirdo.

KANKRI: I pers9nally liked that anits9cial little weird9.

CRONUS: and im proud to say i despised you.

KANKRI: Y9u pr96a6ly still d9, s9 that hasn't changed.

CRONUS: ivwe got social skills, sanity, and personal hygiene nowv.

CRONUS: im a SIGNIFICANTLY better person.

KANKRI: The pers9nal hygiene is definately a plus.

RUFIOH: soc1als sk1lls are...okay.

RUFIOH: san1ty 1s quest1onable.

CRONUS: hey, im sane.

RUFIOH: 1 stand by what 1 sa1d.

CRONUS: and ivwe got style nowv.

RUFIOH: ...

KANKRI: ...

RUFIOH: ...

KANKRI: ...

RUFIOH: okay.

CRONUS: no more fake glasses and finrings, im cool nowv.

KANKRI: Well, ditching the finrings was certainly s9mething I appr9ve 9f.

RUFIOH: hey...wa1t...1 thought you needed those glasses.

CRONUS: vwell, i mean, back THEN i did, but i took care of it.

KANKRI: H9w exactly did y9u take care 9f it?

KANKRI: Please tell me y9u didn't d9 anything reckless.

CRONUS: serket is open to persuasion and transfer of knowvledge.

RUFIOH: aw...you d1dn't consult aranea...1t's l1ke mak1ng a deal w1th the dev1l.

CRONUS: 20/20, baby.

RUFIOH: snap...that's pretty fly.

RUFIOH: st1ll though...aranea?

CRONUS: shes hot.

RUFIOH: eh.

KANKRI: Highly de6ata6le.

CRONUS: evwer vwonder vwhy i use 8s?

KANKRI: N9w that y9u menti9n it, I have w9ndered why y9u d9 that.

CRONUS: *Eyebrow wiggle.*

RUFIOH: ew.

RUFIOH: gross man.

CRONUS: vwhat, howv is an innuendo gross?

RUFIOH: because...1t's aranea...g1rl has a screw loose up there dude.

CRONUS: so?

RUFIOH: plus her fanf1ct1on 1s...we1rd.

CRONUS: vwait, fanfiction?

RUFIOH: yeah...she has volumes of fanf1ct1ons she's wr1tten about all of us stacked on her bookshelf.

RUFIOH: been work1ng on 1t for sweeps.

CRONUS: havwe you read any of it?

CRONUS: am i in it?

CRONUS: is it sexy?

CRONUS: howv did she describe my ass?

RUFIOH: whoa...slow down there dude.

RUFIOH: to answer your quest1on 1t's yes, yes, no, yes.

CRONUS: my last one vwasnt a yes or no question.

RUFIOH: just.

RUFIOH: she d1d and that's 1t.

CRONUS: but howv vwas it described.

RUFIOH: 1 don't want to talk about what 1v'e seen.

CRONUS: please.

RUFIOH: no.

CRONUS: ill pay you.

RUFIOH: man you couldn't pay me enoug- weeeeell...no, wa1t, no.

RUFIOH: not happen1ng.

CRONUS: vweeeeeeellll?

RUFIOH: no.

CRONUS: vwhat if i said ivwe been stealing your hair products for eons and i could givwe you them back.

RUFIOH: dude, what the f*ck!

RUFIOH: why do you do all th1s we1rd sh*t?

CRONUS: petty theft is thrilling and i dont havwe any grist left to make my owvn stuff?

RUFIOH: 1 thought you made b1ll1ons when we were 1n the game.

RUFIOH: what happened to all that gr1st?

CRONUS: yeah, lets just say it turns out the more satisfying a vwibrator is, the more exponentially expensivwe it is.

RUFIOH: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

KANKRI: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

KANKRI: T99 much inf9rmati9n, Cr9nus!

CRONUS: im broke.

KANKRI: Cr9nus I th9ught y9u had y9ur g9ld.

KANKRI: What happened t9 y9ur g9ld?

CRONUS: you cant alchemize stuff vwith gold.

KANKRI: Can't y9u trade with Meenah?

KANKRI: Y9u kn9w h9w she l9ves her g9ld.

CRONUS: im going to put gold vwithin her reach, and trust that shes going to pay me fairly for it?

RUFIOH: do the mex1can trade off...1 co1ned that term from a human.

CRONUS: i dont knowv vwhat that means.

RUFIOH: 1t means you should just sw1tch at the same exact t1me.

RUFIOH: that way nobody gets screwed over.

CRONUS: vwhat if she stabs me after vwe svwitch.

RUFIOH: that...1 can't help you w1th.

CRONUS: and i VWOULD use boonbucks, but im completely out of those.

RUFIOH: dude.

KANKRI: Cr9nus, y9u need t9 manage y9ur m9ney 6etter.

CRONUS: its not related to dildos.

KANKRI: Then what did y9u use it f9r this time?

CRONUS: ok, so, i spent a lot of time on derse, yknowv?

CRONUS: and i spent a lot of time at this underground casino.

KANKRI: Cr9nus, what have I t9ld y9u a69ut gam6ling?

KANKRI: First 9f all, I t9ld y9u y9u're n9t g99d at it.

CRONUS: and the game vwas a little confusing and i didnt understand it too vwell, but i had fun.


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♊: Doom sucks.

♊: Can I just put that out there?

♊: Because it does.

♈: Feel free to dump all your thoughts on the subject.

♈: I promise not to interrupt or judge.

♊: I sincerely doubt that, but whatever.

♊: Because it doesn't even matter what you know, because shits going to go down anyway, and you're just going to have to sit there and watch it all burn, just like you knew you would.

♈: Hoo.

♈: Isn't that a feeling I know all too well.

♈: I didn't necessarily think that somebody of your blood type nor caliber would be as acquainted with it as I am though.

♊: Because if you move you make everything worse, because then nothing is right and it's like the gears are going backwards and now your godamn freaky visions are punishing you for fucking up the fuck ups.

♊: You didn't even last a minute with what you promised. I'm pretty sure that's a new record.

♈: You looked like you were done.

♈: It was a big pause between rants.

♊: Calling bullshit on that last part, by the way, with my evidence being you.

♊: That's because I was thinking about what I was going to say.

♊: Is that a problem?

♈: Not so much a problem as it almost completely unheard of.

♊: Well fuck you too.

♈: It isn't my fault you're practically known for speaking before you think.

♊: And it isn't my fault I have a lot to say.

♈: I'm sure trolls would be more willing to listen to what you have to say if you didn't reek of negativity.

♈: You have to admit, you are pretty standoffish.

♊: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know the vision twofold meant you could never talk about all the screaming voices in your head and the DOOM and all of that to the one person I know who understands what it's like to know.

♊: And maybe rant about it to a few of the other people who don't.

♊: I'm 'standoffish' for a reason, that being, life is terrible and they should feel terrible for participating in if.

♈: Oh please, don't get all pissy with me. You know that by this point i'm going to put up with your dreary outlook on just about every aspect of life, since I too share the same out look. But, you do have to look at it from other perspective other than our own. When you try to engage in the same topic of conversation with any other poor soul attempting to listen to your seemingly neverending rants I recommend that you take it down a few notches when it comes to the depression manner that follows the aforementioned rants.

♈: You might find that your random conversation partner of the night won't evaporate into thin air within the first five mintues of your ramblind.

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♊: You have absolutely no proof that they disappear within five minutes.

♊: In fact, I'll have you know the average is seven.

♈: Oooh!

♈: Well, excuse me then.

♈: Seven minutes, huh? That's impressive.

♊: If you're going to make a point at least use the actual facts.

♊: Realistic mocking is better than bullshit mocking.

♊: Namely because it's more likely to make me actually think about it. Maybe. Probably not.

♈: I don't stalk you every minute of everyday.

♈: That being the case, would it kill you to cut me even a sliver of slack?

♊: Two minutes is a lot of time!

♊: ...but I guess I'll try.

♊: Out of fairness.

♈: I'm just trying to better your virtually dead social life.

♈: Who knows? With a slight change of attitude you'll be able to gain a few new friendships.

♈: And with new friendships come potential doom conversationalists.

♈: By the time you're done you won't even think twice about seeking me out for our weekly bullshit sessions.

♊: And with potential doom conversationalists comes more wallowing in the fact that everyone will die someday and you're in that group.

♊: In all fairness it's not exactly hard. It's just going where the voices are the loudest and putting up with a headache for a few days.

♈: Still.

♈: And besides, you really shouldn't worry about me dying since you'll be long gone by the time that takes place.

♊: Did I say I was worried about you dying?

♊: I mean, that sounds a lot worse out of context.

♊: But it's pretty damn obvious you can handle yourself when it comes to just about anything.

♈: To a point.

♊: Which will probably be in a couple of millennia.

♈: I'm not going to confirm or deny that estimate.

♊: I didn't expect you to.

♈: I know you don't expect me to, but sometimes you want a sure answer.

♈: Maybe not about this, but on other things.

♊: Which I promise I won't ask about this time, since I've already reestablished my place as king asshole of the shitstains.

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♈: That is an extremely elaborate yet somewhat fitting title.

♈: Though, if it makes you feel even an ounce better you're still only prince asshole of the shitstains in my book.

♊: Oh come on, there are plenty of real life titles that are way more elaborate than that.

♊: And that doesn't make me feel better.

♊: It just makes me realized I need to be even more of a douche to the everyday troll.

♊: I have to secure myself as leader in the shitstains monarchy.

♈: In order to do that you're going to have to out douche the current king.

♊: And who is that?

♈: That position has been filled by a Mr. Doc Scratch.

♊: What kind of atrocities do I have to commit to beat the king asshole of the shitstains?

♈: Atrocities that you physically cannot commit i'm afraid.

♈: Your mind wouldn't be able to comprehend let alone conjure the sick and twisty thoughts that come naturally to him on a daily basis.

♈: You'll just have to accept this defeat, Captor.

♊: You're not just making this up so I'm left in a position of minimal power amoungst my shitstain kingdom?

♈: You've known me long enough to know when i'm bullshitting you.

♊: Just double checking.

♊: And maybe teasing a bit.

♊: I'll drop it.

♈: Okay.

♊: Anyways, the voices are, starting up again.

♊: That may or may not be your cue, depending on what shits going down this time.

♈: I don't have to leave just yet but it'll have to be soon.

♈: Supposedly i'm to set fire to an entire town.

♈: The orders were to leave no survivors, though I don't really understand the purpose behind it all.

♈: I've took a slight peek into the future and it seems to not have caused any major alterations.

♊: It'll probably work in the longer run, then.

♊: If anything comes up on my end, which I don't think it will, I'll make sure to let you know.

♈: I appreciate that.

♊: Anything for a friend, right?

♈: Right.

♈: God.

♊: What?

♈: Hearing you refer to me as your friend really just, I don't know. It's weird, I guess, though that isn't the right word i'm looking for.

♈: Iv'e been having trouble formulating sentences lately, words aren't coming to me as easily as they use to.

♊: We've already established my social life is as barren as the south eastern deserts, yes.

♊: ...and that's a bad thing.

♊: I know you have the time travel bullshit, you're not getting close to the end of your rope because of it, right?

♊: I don't hear you, but I don't think I would.

♈: I can't give you any sort of reasurring or fulfilling answer but what I can say is that iv'e already spent through the majority of my lifespan. Possibly three fourths of it if memory is serving me right.

♈: But, that wouldn't necessarily mean it'll happen within the time period you're probably thinking of.

♊: I didn't think it would.

♊: I'll, try not to worry, unless that would make you feel better about it for some reason.

♈: I'm not sure it will.

♈: I just.

♈: I can't wait to die.

♈: I'm actually looking forward to it, if we're being honest with each other.

♊: I don't blame you in the least.

♊: I just howl it'll be quick for you.

♊: Fuck knows you deserve it quick and painless.

♈: As sweet as that is i'm afraid that the spoilers of my death have already been revealed to me by king asshole of shitstains.

♈: Iv'e known how it's all going to end for me ever since I was about six sweeps old.

♊: And at the exact opposite of what I said?

♊: Shit, okay, not taking the crown.

♈: Told you you couldn't beat him out.

♊: Well now I don't want to, so, it's a completely different argument.

♈: Fair point.

♊: I happen to make those occasionally, yes.

♈: Occasionally, the majority of the time you just keep restating your point in different words until I end up giving in and allow you to have the upper hand in whatever ridiculous argument we're engaging in.

♊: Well I am prince asshole of the shitstains.

♈: As we've already established.

♈: ...

♈: You know, iv'e been meaning to tell you something.


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