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GT: -Ring...Ring...Ring ring...!-

TT: -Dirk groaned when his phone started to ring, pushing what he was doing to the side so he could answer it.- Need something?

GT: Well I see that you wish for me to just get right to the point, I need for you to come down to the police station about several blocks down from where you are, if you're at home that is, and perhaps pay my bail?

TT: Alright, alright, take a small step back.

TT: What'd you do?

GT: Apparantly it's considered illegal to hunt on the park grounds in the dead of March! Did you know that?

TT: Considering that you were on park grounds it seems like that should be a no brainer.

GT: Strider, it wasn't like I was shooting down squirrel by the jungle jim, I was within the bowels of the park's nearby forest!

TT: To be frank I pictured you accidentally shooting a child on a swing thinking it was some sort of exotic bird.

GT: Well with the fashion of today who could possibly blame me!

TT: The parents.

GT: Psh, I grew up without any sort of parental guidance after the age of seven and look at how I turned out, pretty grand for somebody who was raised in isolation.

TT: You ended up in the police station. I don't see your point.

GT: BESIDES that.

TT: Right, right. Anyway do you know how much the bail is?

GT: Uhm, it's uh...you know I don't think it much matter how much the bail is I mean there's an ATM right here in the waiting room.

TT: That didn't answer my question.

TT: I was asking for a number answer here.

GT: It may or may not be about five thousand dollars?

TT: ...

GT: Strider? Are you there?

GT: Hello?

TT: I'm here.

GT: Oh, my apologizes I thought we lost connection! That would have been absolutely horrific since that was the last quarter I had on me!

TT: You better save up on the quarters because you'll be paying me back.

GT: I could have called that one, but don't worry! I'll find away to pay you back the amount I owe, scouts honor!

TT: Right. So hold your horses and give me a few minutes to get there.

GT: Oh boy howdy I knew you would come through for me, they said that no person in their right mind would spring me out but that's because they don't know about my good pal Dirk who always has my back.

TT: Your good, now broke, pal.

GT: I said that I would pay you back and now I promise that i'll do it ten fold!

TT: I know, I know. But if you hunt on another park your ass is on its own.

GT: I've learned my lesson, do not hunt on park ground at four in the morning.

TT: I'm starting to think the police were right and I'm not in the right mind.

GT: Oh you do it out of love, if there's one thing I learned it's that love makes you absolutely bonkers!

TT: Maybe I should start loving you a little less, get some of my sanity back.

GT: Dirk don't break my heart with your harsh tongue.

TT: You have my utmost apology.

GT: That's all I ever need, now please do hurry there's this bloke in the shared cell who really gives me the creeps!

TT: Well you have a half hour to make a friend.

TT: I'll see you then.

GT: Alrighty see you then my good man.

TT: -Dirk hung up the phone after that, wiping his somewhat oily hands on his jeans as he stood up to go bail Jake's ass out.-

GT: -Jake set the phone back onto his ringer and was lead back to the cell in hand cuffs, they only came off when he was tossed back in and forced to face the other man in the cell.- Uhm...Hello?

TT: -It took him roughly a half hour like he guessed before he actually got to the police station. After a conversation with an officer he was lead towards the previously mentioned ATM in the waiting room.-

GT: -Just beyond the ATM were the cells that held the arrested and you could clearly see Jake being forced cuddled with a big burly man in the corner of the cell, his expression screamed HELP ME! at the top of their lungs.-

TT: -After he got the right amount out he reluctantly paid that damn bail. Now following another officer again towards Jake's holding cell, he had a smug grin on his face the moment he saw the situation in the corner of the cell.- I said make a friend, not a lover.

GT: -He hissed back at him, while nervously glancing over at the man holding him.- That isn't funny, Strider!

TT: Is it too late to get a refund on the bail? I don't want to be that guy that gets in the way of things.

GT: Dirk don't you dare entertain the thought! Please please please! I'll do anything!!

TT: I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Calm down.

TT: Once they grab the keys to open this up you're practically a free man.

GT: Ah I think you're forgetting about uh, you know....-Jerks his head up to gesture to the dude.-

TT: Well that part isn't exactly my problem.

GT: -Whimpering and puppy dog eyes.-

TT: Do you really think I can do anything? Even my strongest punch won't make a dent. Just wait I'm sure they'll deal with it.

GT: -The officer comes back with a ring of keys and slowly starts sorting them out to see which one fits into that particular lock while Jake is trying to negotiate a deal with his pal.- Sir if you unhand me this instant I shall see to it that you get a meal in the sixth finest resturant this town has to offer!

TT: -Snorting softly, Dirk took a step back to let the officer do that they had to do. Crossing his arms over his chest he quirked a brow in Jake's direction. At least it was amusing to watch him try handling the guy.-

GT: -The officers ended up just asking the guy to move away from Jake and go back to sulking in the corner, apparantly this happened all the time. Jake walked out of the cell with a sour look on his face.-

TT: You really went with the sixth finest restaurant? For an empty promise you could have made it sound better. -He nudged Jake's shoulder lightly before beginning to take a few steps.-

GT: If you haven't noticed the sixth finest resturant to him is about the first finest resturant to the rest of humanity! -He starts dragging his feet after him.- I'm going to smell like cigarettes and vodka for weeks!

TT: That's debatable. But after six showers or so you should be fine.

GT: Bluh!

TT: I suggest using the same kind of soap I get.

TT: If it gets the smell of oil off it might do something for you.

TT: Who knows.

GT: I don't know if I want to even get near your soap, I mean you don't even use a wash cloth!

TT: Your point?

GT: There are little blonde hairs all over it.

TT: Rinse it under the water.

GT: We aren't married so I don't feel the need to deal with that mess.

GT: Ew, Dirk.

TT: Suit yourself, but don't say I didn't offer.

GT: Trust me, I won't.

TT: I gotta say I'm slightly offended you won't use my soap.

TT: Maybe even heartbroken.

GT: If there is one thing I learned in that prison cell it's to never use the soap.

TT: I think the saying is don't drop the soap. When you don't use it is when you end up coming out smelling like that.

TT: Hopefully you don't stink up my car.

GT: Or your bed.

TT: You're not going on my bed like that.

GT: Oh PSH!

TT: Maybe I'll consider it after you use my soap.

GT: Oh come on we slept in the same bed once when I was covered in dirt and you didn't complain about it.

TT: To be fair I was too tired to give a fuck.

GT: You're getting sleepy...

TT: Nice try.

GT: I'm getting into that bed Strider, EVEN IF I HAVE TO FORCE MY WAY IN!

TT: Then I'll get in the car and you can walk all the way to the bed.

GT: Ugh Diiiiirk! -The police officer next to them shakes his head and looks at Dirk.- Your boyfriend doesn't know when to keep that trap of his shut does he?

TT: -He looked at the officer and hesitated to answer him right away. Shrugging his shoulders he shook his head.- It's a common problem, but you learn to tune it out.

GT: Hey i'm not your boyfriend, i'm not his boyfriend officer! Officer? Officer did you hear me? I'm not his boyfriend we just share the same bed on occasion because Strider and I here have a friendship made of iron and steel!

TT: Jesus Christ, lower your tone darlin'. Don't wanna attract attention. -He was just teasing him now as he nudged Jake along to continue walking.-

GT: Oh Dirk, you literally rascal he's only joking! I'm telling you this man is simply the best bro a guy could ask for, even if he gets a little friendly in his sleep, you wouldn't know by looking at him by this guy right here is one hell of a cuddler!

TT: Alright, alright, alright, shut up. Now you're ruining my name. Taking it and writing all over it in fact. Just keep going.

GT: What? It's not like i'm spinning the truth, you really do get friendly in your sleep just the other day you were practically spooning me!

TT: It's like you don't understand the whole keep your voice down. If I have to put my hand over your mouth I will.

GT: And then i'll lick it! -The officer snorts.-

TT: -Huffing he stepped behind Jake to put his arms over his shoulders, his hands coming up to cover his mouth.- Then I hope you like the taste of oil. I didn't get a chance to shower before I came.

GT: -He crinkled up his nose and the thought of licking his hand was completely thrown out the window.-

TT: -He kept his hand there until they were out of the police station.-

GT: -He pushes his hand away from him.- That was a bit unnesscary.

TT: I told you I would if you didn't lower your voice.

TT: I wasn't bluffing.

GT: What's gotten into you? It wasn't like I was doing anything wrong.

TT: Well after working hard to set up a cool facade having it be ruined to be known more as a sappy cuddler doesn't sound very great.

GT: Hey you were the one who insisted that we were dating, isn't that right sweetheart?

TT: That's totally different, honey.

GT: And how would that be, dearest?

TT: Dating you wouldn't ruin my facade as much as the entire world knowing I'm a big spoon.

GT: But wouldn't those go hand in hand?

TT: Not necessarily. People could guess, but nothing was confirmed until you opened your mouth.

GT: So what? You don't like the idea of us dating or something? Ow.

TT: Hey, I went with it. You're the one who continued to deny it.

TT: If anything I seem more okay with it than you.

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GT: What are you talking about? I'm completely okay with metaphorically dating you.

GT: But if we were metaphorically dating then I don't see the problem with telling a few people your softer side.

GT: Can't have them thinking that you're all stern and serious all the time.

TT: I mean the whole.. *He cleared his throat before trying to mock Jake's voice.* Hey I'm not your boyfriend, I'm not his boyfriend! We just share the same bed on occasion because we have a friendship made of steel and iron.

TT: But the whole stern and serious act was what I aimed for.

GT: Oh please Strider I would have thought that you wanted me to shoot that remark down in mid air.

TT: I went along with it for a reason.

GT: And for what reason would that be?

TT: To go along with it.

GT: That isn't a very secure reason.

TT: Well it's a reason.

GT: Double thumbs down reason.

GT: You usually have something more up your sleeve.

TT: If you haven't noticed already. *He gestured to the wifebeater he was wearing.*

TT: I don't have sleeves today.

GT: -That makes him bust out laughing, like one of those laughs that makes him double over and rest his hands on his knees. Kind of like an old man.-

TT: -Dirk rolled his eyes, stuffing his hands in his pockets.- Take a breath.

GT: -The laughter died down and he clapped Dirk on the shoulder.- I really must be going a little cuckoo because I know i've heard a joke like that once before but it seems funnier when you say it.

TT: Sometimes I don't totally understand your humor, but I'll roll with it.

GT: The same goes for you!

TT: My humor isn't hard to understand.

GT: You're right it's just lame.

TT: Ouch.

GT: Score one for the English.

TT: You still have a lot of catching up to do in order to make the scoreboard even.

GT: Strider you hurt me.

GT: If this was a physical wound I would tell you to kiss it better but now I must suffer for all of eternity because today you did not hurt my arm or my leg, but my pride.

TT: I'd kiss your pride if I could.

TT: So the thought is there.

GT: I REBUKE THE THOUGHT!!! -A flock of birds fly away from his voice.-

TT: -Making a face he raised his hand to rub one of his ears.- For fucks sake.

GT: Sorry i'm just a little energetic.

TT: Yeah no kidding.

GT: Oh boy, Strider you wanna go swim in the lake or or go and run a mile?

TT: No and no.

GT: Aw!

TT: You're lucky you got me out of my apartment.

TT: Though it isn't going to last forever.

GT: What if I promised that we do something that you will enjoy just as much as I?

TT: It depends on what it is you have in mind to do.

TT: If it's running a mile or swimming in a lake then no.

GT: Alright how about you take a guess and i'll tell you if you're on point or not.

TT: Go back indoors.

GT: It has to be an acitivity.

TT: Go back indoors and sit down.

GT: Sitting down isn't an activity.

TT: Go back indoors, sit down and crack open a can of soda.

TT: Then drink that soda.

GT: Okay I can see that you have no motivation to put up with my shenanigans, could we at least watch a flick while we're at it?

TT: So long as the movie doesn't involve Harrison Ford, Lara Croft, shit furries from outer space, Breakfast at Bernies or whatever it was and finally no Brendan Fraser I don't see a problem.

GT: Ha! You didn't include the X Men series so I pick that one! In your face!

TT: I think we can count Mystigeek as a furry from outer space.

GT: Okay first off, excuse you.

GT: Secondly, she is a human being with a mutated genetic code.

TT: Human that looks like a furry maybe.

GT: As somebody who is as fond of the sciences as you are I thought you could find that at least a bit interesting!

GT: But as always you disappoint me to no end.

GT: When it comes to cinematic masterpieces that is.

GT: Not in general.

TT: I can only agree with you on one set of movies.

GT: Which set?

TT: My brother's movies.

TT: But I guess you got me with the whole forgetting the X Men, so I'll suffer for an hour and a half.

GT: Yesssssssssssss!

GT: Strider, if it weren't for your completely wrong views of the most wonderful movies ever made I think I could marry you right here.

TT: Since my views on your movies will never change I guess there goes our chances.

GT: I know this must be hard for you.

GT: But it's okay, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

TT: I don't know, man.

TT: I had my heart set on this one.

GT: If you were being serious I think I would actually feel my heart melt.

TT: Maybe I was.

TT: Maybe I wasn't.

GT: Are you going to play a mind game on me now?

TT: Am I?

GT: Are you?

TT: Good question.

GT: Strider how do you get anywhere in your love life with games as confusing as these.

TT: I don't.

GT: Oh.

GT: Uh.

GT: Sorry.

GT: About that.

TT: My way of romanticizing is more like.

TT: Leave a hint and if they don't get it, they don't get it.

GT: Boy Strider shouldn't you be more out there though?

GT: I mean how are you going to get the girl, or guy in your case, if you're only dropping little hints the size of pebbles here and there?

TT: They're not the size of pebbles. If I say so myself they're pretty easy to catch onto.

GT: Oh please, they couldn't possibly be!

TT: It's usually the one on the receiving end that's the problem. Not my hints.

GT: Dirk come on I think I would have caught on if you were trying to woo somebody by now.

TT: You're more naive than you think.

TT: Believe me.

GT: Psh, whatever you say. Although I highly doubt it.

TT: [I]Believe me.[/i] You have to be the most oblivious guy I know.

TT: ((whoops

GT: ((its cool!

GT: No i'm not, if anything YOU are!

TT: You've got to be kidding me.

GT: I assure you that I am not.

TT: Ask anyone who knows you personally.

GT: I would but you're the only one here and I already know your opinion on the matter.

TT: Just to prove my point I'm willing to let you use my phone just so you could ask Roxy or Jane, right here, right now.

GT: And i'm not going to take your offer because it's way too late to be waking either one of them!

TT: Or because you know they'll agree with me.

GT: That isn't it at all.

GT: I don't see what your little odd love hints have to do with me anyways.

TT: Right.

TT: Well it's not relevant anymore, I guess.

GT: Considering that you're too stubborn to even like I don't know tell me who it is, then yes. It is.

TT: Being stubborn is in my nature.

GT: You don't have to say that again.

TT: I'll do it anyway.

TT: Being stubborn is in my nature.

GT: Is this why you can't be more forward?

TT: I choose not to be.

GT: Why not?

TT: Anyway, did you want to watch a bad movie or are you too interested in standing around?

GT: I don't know I actually get to talk to you when we stand around.

TT: You talk to me all the time.

GT: I know but we're actually talking talking, you know?

TT: Sort of.

GT: It's just a nice change of pace and all.

TT: If you like this more open conversation sort of thing.

GT: I do, I mean it's nice to know what's going through that head of yours every once in a while even if it means that I have to pull teeth to get it.

TT: I figured everything I told you so far should have been picked up on sooner.

GT: Not exactly following here Strider.

TT: Nevermind.

TT: Just keep talking about whatever.

GT: Oh come on just tell me.

TT: It just seemed pretty obvious is all.

TT: Like you should have known it about me by now.

GT: What? That you fancy men?

GT: I already know that Strider!

TT: Yes Jake. That was exactly what I was talking about.

TT: You hit the nail on the head.

GT: Ha, was that it? Boy Strider I thought it was going to be something more deep than that!

TT: Yeah, you got it alright.

GT: I thought you knew that I already knew, guess not huh.

TT: Not a clue.

GT: Oh well i'm sorry that I didn't tell you sooner!

TT: Apology accepted.

GT: Hope that was reason why you were getting all crossed with me but Dirk you know you can tell me anything right?

TT: Yeah, yeah, I know.

GT: I mean i'm not usually the go to person for these sort of things but I want you to know that i'll always lend you an ear and shoulder whenever the need comes.

GT: Because I really do care for you and all and I just want to let you know that.

GT: And now i'm talking too much.

TT: I'll be sure to keep your offer in mind.

GT: Ah, yes, it feels good to get that off of my chest.

TT: I can only imagine.

GT: Are you alright?

TT: Perfectly fine.

GT: You don't seem like it.

TT: I was just thinking, but I'm fine.

GT: I suppose you aren't going to tell me what you were thinking.

TT: You practically read me like an open book, don't you.

TT: But I wasn't planning on it.

GT: Yes I can tell when you got something dangling over your head, I mean what kind of friend would I be if I couldn't?

TT: Not a very good one.

GT: Very true, but perhaps that would be the case since you don't seem to trust me enough for that sort of information.

TT: It isn't that I don't trust you.

TT: It just isn't important.

GT: Well I mean anything that bothers you is important to me.

GT: You don't deserve to have anything bother you.

TT: I never said anything was bothering me, as sweet as that is.

GT: I know but I can see it! Whenever you get bothered you start picking at your nails and you scrunch up your eyebrows ever so slightly.

GT: Don't think that I don't notice it!

TT: Some of the things you notice continue to amaze me.

TT: Only because you notice little tiny things.

TT: But nothing else.

GT: I think the small things are the most important.

GT: Sometimes focusing on the big picture doesn't cut it.

TT: Debatable, but I see your point.

GT: So tell me, what has gotten you all hot and bothered?

TT: I was just thinking what I wanted to get in terms of take-out tomorrow.

TT: Like I told you it wasn't important and you shouldn't get all worried about it.

GT: Take- out.

GT: Really.

GT: How stupid do you think I am?

TT: Really.

TT: I was stuck between Chinese and pizza again.

GT: Dirk you never have to think about what you want in terms of dinner, lunch, or breakfast because when you do you have this app that you made on your phone where it gives you the best choices available based on your most recent mood.

TT: -He huffed, crossing his arms over his chest.-

GT: Come on, just tell me already. You're fresh out of excuses.

TT: I don't know, Jake.

GT: Just trust me.

TT: No, that was my actual answer.

TT: I don't know what I was thinking.

TT: Like.

TT: This isn't the easiest thing to try explaining.

TT: But when everything, thoughts, all you can imagine just collide together in one big shitty mess all at once.

GT: You can just stop, Dirk.

GT: I get it.

GT: It's fine.

GT: Let's just go.

TT: I think you took that the wrong way, but will do.

GT: Look i'm just tired I guess, just could you take me home?

TT: Right. The car is in the parking lot over there anyway.

GT: Alright, come on then.

TT: -Nodding he lead the way over towards the car.-

GT: -Follows behind him, kicking stones at the back of his heel.-

TT: -Ignoring the few stones that hit the back of his leg, pulling the keys from his pocket to unlock the doors.-

GT: -Gets into the car as soon as the doors are unlocked.-

TT: -Getting in on the other side he didn't hesitate to start the car up.-

GT: -They start the car ride home, neither of them saying anything to each other.-

TT: -His fingers tapped the wheels a lot the entire way to Jake's house until he pulled up.-

GT: -He parked the car and Jake undid his seat belt.- Thanks for the ride.

TT: Anytime.

GT: I'll uhm, see you later.

TT: Yeah, talk to you tomorrow or something.

GT: -Nods at him and gets out of the car.-

TT: -He waved a goodbye while Jake got out.-

GT: -And with that Jake walked inside his house and lightly banged his head on the door once inside.-

TT: -He just kind of awkwardly stayed in the driveway for a few minutes or so doing nothing more than twiddling his thumbs before finally leaving.-

GT: -He decides to race down the driveway and catches up to his car just before he drives out on the highway, quickly he knocks on his door window.-

TT: -Once he saw the front door open he figured nothing of it until he saw him running towards the car, making him slow down to a stop. He rolled down the window.-

GT: Look Dirk i'm really really sorry I didn't know!

TT: Didn't know what exactly?

GT: That you liked me like that! I didn't know!

TT: -Falling silent he sat back in the car seat with a soft sigh.- So you pieced the puzzle together, huh?

TT: It isn't a big deal, you don't have to apologize.

TT: Just forget about it.

GT: No, no I have to apologize I mean I probably put you through hell and back with this whole complex game of cat and mouse.

GT: Jesus Christ Dirk i'm probably the reason why you haven't been able to connect with anybody else in years!

GT: I should've gotten my mind out of the gutter!

TT: Calm down. Connecting with other people doesn't exactly work like that. Can't just go from one to another in the snap of your fingers.

TT: But the whole hell and back thing, it's something you get accustomed to after so long of dealing with it.

GT: Dirk, Dirk I am so sorry for the way iv'e been acting all these years, I just I didn't think that you would ever think of me in that way!

GT: I mean you never really showed much affection towards me than the average sort of friendship way!

TT: I don't snuggle with every guy covered from head to toe in dirt, you know.

TT: But that's beside the point.

TT: Like I said, I got used to it. Don't sweat it. It's fine.

TT: Everything is fine.

TT: 100% okay.

GT: God DAMN IT DIRK. -He slapped his hand down on the car door.- It isn't fine or okay and I should most defineatly sweat it because this is you we're talking about and you don't deserve to live with this, I don't WANT you to get use to it!

TT: What the fuck do you want me to do then, Jake? Ignore it? Move on as they put it?

GT: If it makes you happy!

TT: It doesn't work like that. This isn't something that you can just fix like that.

TT: So if you know please tell me because I've been trying to figure it out for years and I got fucking no where.

GT: Dirk I. I really like you, a lot, I just don't want you to have your heart broken if something ever were to happen between us, I don't know what I would do if things got rough between us even if there is the chance that we'll have that happy ending but you're just so busy building your career that i'm afraid that you won't have anytime for old Jake.

TT: So you're saying either way I'm pretty much screwed. Or we're both screwed. That wasn't exactly what I wanted to hear.

GT: No that isn't what I meant I just meant that I don't want to get in the way is all! And I don't want, I don't know! I just really want to be something more with you but it's just, ugh, SO CONFUSING!

TT: Welcome to Dirk's world.

TT: Current population: 1.

TT: Make that two now.

TT: But look.

TT: If you want something more, I'm open. If not, well.

TT: I guess that's that.

GT: No, no I do! I do! It's just if it gets too much for you I completely understand!

TT: If you keep jumping straight to the negative that it'll end just like that, it's not the best attitude towards the idea of it all.

GT: No I just don't want it to be weird is all!

TT: It's a little late for it to be weird.

GT: Ah, right forget everything I just said and let me just start out with yes, yes I want to take this to the next level.

TT: -For the most part he stared at Jake, his brows furrowing slightly before his features visibly softened up.- So that's it then?

TT: It just happened?

TT: As in that was a legit yes.

GT: As in a legit yes, yes. Oh gosh my heart is just drumming out of my chest right now!

TT: You're not alone on that one. Honestly I didn't think I'd make it this far.

GT: I don't think you would have if I didn't come running after you like a maniac.

TT: Probably not.

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TT: I guess I owe you a short thanks for that one.

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GT: Yeah, I mean we really dodged a bullet there didn't we?

TT: Without a doubt.

TT: So, uh.

TT: Now what?

GT: I was just about the ask the same thing.

GT: Uhm, well, would you like to come inside?

TT: Might as well since I'm here, I guess.

TT: Besides I promised a movie.

GT: I'll even let you pick it out.

TT: You mean for once Jake English is letting me pick the movie?

GT: I think that I can make the exeption this time around.

TT: It's like the impossible just became possible.

GT: Your whole world became topsy turvy!

TT: And you caused the whole thing.

GT: Is that a bad thing?

TT: Not in this case.

GT: Woo Hoo!

TT: You're going to have to move though so I don't accidentally run you over.

GT: Ah. Right. Wouldn't want to end the night like that.

TT: I already paid your bail, I'm not paying your medical bills.

GT: I would like to think that my insurance would cover the most of it but with this economy I wouldn't want to gamble that kind of money. -Steps away from the car.-

TT: Smart decision. -He pulled back into the driveway, parking the car.-


GT: Hey Strider! You want to go down to the pub and grab a few drinks?

TT: Um, yes. I would love that. Unfortunately I can't.

TT: Sorry English, hate to bail on you so soon into the formation of our plans.

GT: Oh come on Dirk, we've haven't had a good outing in months! What could possibly have come up that overthrows our plans of hanging out with one another?

TT: I'm on a roll over here, I doubt you'd understand.

TT: It's been two and a half hours and I haven't dropped the ball once, not to mention I still have a very clear blueprint in my head.

GT: What in the ever loving fuck are babbling on about, Strider? Have you completely lost your marbles or something?

TT: No, actually, it's just hard to multitask. Currently, I am making a very detailed and complex blueprint in my head because inspiration struck and I couldn't find a pen and paper, while also tossing a stress ball back and forth.

TT: It's a lot to do at once. And now I'm trying to carry on a half-intelligible conversation with you at the same time.

TT: I hope you can see my predicament.

GT: Oh so this is about work again I see, you don't have the time of day anymore to share a pint with your best bro in this entire universe.

GT: Oh how cruel fate is to drive us apart like this!

GT: I didn't think the day would come where Dirk Strider traded his best friend in for a stress ball and a under baked blueprint idea.

TT: Oh please, Jake, I've been up for three days and if I don't get this idea down pat now then I'll lose it and I won't be able to sleep for another week.

TT: A week might be excessive, but you catch my drift.

GT: But then if I let you get away with this, you'll end up doing it the next time I invite you out somewhere and then the next time after that until it's just a repeating and endless cycle of me dragging myself to wherever place alone like some weird loner!

TT: I don't make a habit of having inspiration at inconvenient times. You're making me sound like a jackass.

GT: Are you not?

TT: Well I am.

TT: But still.

TT: Now is not the time for that particular conversation.

TT: See you just made me drop my fucking stress ball.

TT: Dammit English.

GT: Jesus Christmas Dirk what in the hell is going to convince you to just scribble this idea down on your arm or something and get you to come down here and have a god damn jolly good time with me!!!!

TT: I don't have a pen or paper! How am I supposed to write down all of this on my arm if I don't have anything to write with?

GT: I don't know???

TT: If I was at home I'm sure I'd have a spare pen lying around, but I'm not, I'm on a goddamn park bench and I'm sure I look like a bit of a loony.

TT: Believe me I'd much rather be drinking myself into a stupor.

GT: Which park are you at?

TT: Huh. Good question. It appears I've completely lost track of where the hell I am now.

TT: And I just lost my place in the whole idea making and the ball dropped again.

TT: Now's as good a time as ever to stop, I think. I'm just getting frustrated at this point.

GT: Dirk I swear on the son, father, and holy ghost.

GT: If I have to gather a search party for you ONE MORE TIME, i'm going to completely lose it!

TT: Jake, you may or may not have already lost it.

TT: I'm wandering, I'm sure I'll figure everything out in a minute or two.

TT: Just meet me at the bar, okay? The normal one.

GT: You're making me have a mirgraine, I can already feel it coming on.

GT: Is this what it's like to be you?

TT: Shhh. Hush. Go to the bar.

TT: I'll meet you there as soon as I physically can.

GT: Oh, fine! But you better be in there in no less than an hour buster or I will personally hunt you down and kick your ass!

GT: Mark my words, read them with warning, don't screw me over Strider.

TT: Hunting me down might be a good idea, you'll probably find me faster than I'll find me.

TT: Oh wait.

TT: Jake.

TT: My phone has a map on it.

TT: Jake.

TT: It's a miracle.

TT: I'm not even that far from my house.

TT: This is amazing.

GT: You're being more scatterbrained then I am today, Strider.

GT: I'm going to take a guess and say that you've haven't had a good night's rest in a long while.

GT: So while on the subject why don't you tell me how many days it's been?

GT: Three?

GT: Four?

GT: I'll even go as far as to suggest a full five days.

TT: Accurate assumption, although I'm hopped up on caffeine right now so it doesn't feel like too long.

TT: Stop mothering me.

TT: I know what I'm doing.

GT: Oh yes because the last time you said to stop mothering you, you were bringing a nice young man into the back of your truck to get more aquainted with him!

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TT: It was twice, Jake, and you've already scolded me about that enough.

TT: I mean really.

TT: Twice!

GT: I do that so there won't be a possiblity for a third time and so on.

TT: You worry too much. Everything always turns out fine.

TT: Before you say anything about everything turning out alright because you meddle in my affairs.

TT: I'm at the bar.

TT: So where are you?

GT: I'm walking to the bar, looking out for any of my adoring fans obviously.

GT: Sike, i'm already ordering us a couple of drinks, just walk around and you'll see me!

TT: I've had a hard enough day without you "siking me out", doofus. Jesus it's packed tonight.

TT: Apparently I'm not the only one who's had a bad day.

GT: I think all you need is some numbing fluids to block out all the negative thoughts for the time being.

GT: Don't worry pal, i'll be treating the both of us on this fine night.

TT: I should already have the numbing fluids in my body, but you're being an elusive fucker. I mean what the fuck there's nowhere to even hide in here.

TT: This is complete bullshit.

GT: Dirk why don't you turn around?

GT: I mean it'll be easier to see me that way if you do.

GT: Just a heads up is all.

TT: -He huffed and put his phone in his pocket, turning around and smiling as he caught sight of Jake- Oh. Hi. I was beginning to think you weren't here.

GT: I was beginning to think that I would have to watch you wonder around all night! -He handed him a shot glass.- Now let's do what we came here for!

TT: I hope you wouldn't leave me hanging for that long. -He made a little cheers motion before swallowing the liquid in the glass, sighing- How are you, darling Jake?

GT: Could be better, my shoulder has been a absolute mess as of late ever since I took up the extra shift at the graveyard.

TT: Alright, quick followup question then: Why the fuck did you take an extra shift at the graveyard? Really, English, that can't be good for your health.

GT: Can't be goof for my health? I'm at the peak of my prime Strider I should be more than capable of handling a few more hours of some tough labor.

TT: Your shoulder's killing you, and you're taking that to mean you're in the peak of your prime and that the extra shift is really doing wonders for your health?

GT: It'll pass it's just a little agigation is all, i'm not getting old yet my good man, no sir I am not. Still as young and healthy as ever.

TT: I can't believe you've been mothering me all day and then have the tenacity to mistreat your body and insist on keeping the extra shift.

TT: It's fucked up on so many levels.

GT: -Takes a sip on his drink that the bartender set in front of them.- Honestly Strider I don't know why you insist on me dropping the extra shifts, i'm getting paid a hefty amount for the extra hours I put in/

TT: Yeah, but you're hurting yourself. You have to prioritize a little bit. And your health should come before your work.

GT: Please i'm as healthy as a horse.

TT: A sick horse with an injured shoulder. And you know what they have to do with injured horses? They have to put them down, Jake.

GT: Are you going to put me down, Dirk?

TT: I'm going to wrestle you into your home and feed you soup and make you sleep until you feel better.

TT: That always works in the movies.

GT: What kind of movies are you watching?

GT: They sound too pornographic for my tastes, but whatever gets your rocks off I suppose.

TT: What? No. Mostly soap operas as white noise.

TT: How is nursing you back to health even slightly pornographic?

TT: I really don't understand your logic. I'm not sure if I want to, at this point.

GT: No it was the whole hold me down and force me to do something, you know?

GT: I'm sure a lot of people could take that the wrong way!

GT: Don't judge me, Strider.

TT: Well now I know way too much about whatever kind of porn you're into. Thanks for searing that image into my brain.

GT: -His face starts to burn a bright red.- THAT ISN'T WHAT I WAS IMPLYING!!

TT: I didn't even know that porn existed until now, so I mean you must be into it a little more than I am.

GT: Oh my God Dirk no! Stop! This conversation is over, end of everything. Shut your trap and do not open it up again until you speak about something other than what we were just talking about.

TT: I have become distinctly more interested in this conversation ever since you started shining like Rudolph's nose. C'mon, Jake, don't stop talking now.

GT: What did I just say? I mean it isn't like I watch all that nonesense, I mean anybody would get a little heated if they were accused of such an outrageous assumption!

TT: Well you've watched it at some point, haven't you? Because you were talking about it and you definitely knew what you were talking about.

GT: Did I? Oh what malarky, I was just spewing out words before I even knew what was coming out!

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TT: What do you even look up to find porn like that? "I like being held down during sex. Hot right?" -He chuckles, taking a sip of his drink-

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GT: -Face is just burning the brightest shade of red one has ever seen.- Just drink your beer and keep quiet!

TT: This is adorable, really. Come on, just open up a little. No judgement here, Jake. If everything goes well I won't even remember this conversation tomorrow morning.

GT: Oh my good lord what in the blue blazes could possibly be adorable about the topic at all? I mean I don't really see how cute it is just babbling about what turns me on or what have you, that's just not bar conversation.

TT: The sex part of it isn't adorable, the way you're acting about it is. Add that to the fact that I'm a naturally curious jackass and I'm just dying to know.

GT: And why would that be? Should I be asking you what YOU watch in your free time? No!

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TT: You know perfectly well what I do in my free time, and I assure you it has nothing to do with sex. And it's a lot less fascinating than whatever it is that you're doing.

GT: I'm not going to entertain you any further with what I do with my free time, what's on my computer history, or anything about sex in general! Drop it buster brown, go no further.

TT: You realize that your stubborn refusal to talk about it is making me more interested, right?

GT: No!

TT: Oh come on, English, loosen up. Like I said, I probably won't even remember the conversation tomorrow.

GT: I'm not going to be telling you anything, with that brain of yours you'll be able to remember it word for word.

TT: ((brb sorry :/

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TT: ((well that was an adventure.

GT: ((bad or good?__

TT: I may be smart, Jake, but my brain reacts to being sloshed the same as anyone else's.

TT: ((Everything's all right for now but well see how long that lasts. Mobile hates me.

GT: ((I feel you brother))

GT: Look you'll just rag on me if I did tell you.

TT: You have plenty of ammo to rag on me with, it wouldn't be a very smart move on my part to make fun of you for anything this insignificant.

GT: I don't know Strider, I mean it's bedroom talk and I don't think you should get too invested into it.

TT: I'm not invested in anything, it's plain old curiosity.

GT: Uh huh. -Downs the rest of his beer.-

TT: I'll tell you something that you want to know. I dunno what it is yet, but I'll tell you.

GT: You drive a hard bargain but I think I know just about everything about you!

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TT: Oh come on, Jake. Just tell me. I mean really, what's the worst that's gonna happen?

GT: I'll lose all respect in myself.

TT: It can't be that bad.

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GT: Okay I...I really enjoy it when i'm being held down during sex is all, I don't know why and I don't want to know why but it really, really turns me on. Okay? Happy? Are we done here?

TT: That was so incredibly anti climactic, English. Honestly I'm disappointed.

GT: Are you kidding me?! That was so hard to say I mean I can't even tell that to the people I sleep with, they'll just think i'm weird or something!

TT: I'm almost 60% sure that that's a pretty common thing. I think, I'm not sure, but I think one of my ex's liked that, too.

GT: Heh, refer me to that ex.

TT: Oh don't be gross, English. I might gag. It might just be the beer, though.

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GT: Oh come on I was only joking around, would it really be that bad though?

TT: Yes! Yes it would absolutely be that bad! Friends don't date friends' exes, it's absolutely against the bro code.

TT: Not to mention he was a huge douche. You're too sensitive for him.

GT: And what the hell is that suppose to mean? I could handle that bloke any day of the week! Even on a Sunday.

TT: I'm sure you could handle him physically. Just not, you know, emotionally.

GT: What? No way, I could totally handle him emotionally.

GT: I'm so thick skinned that I might be too much for HIM emotionally!

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TT: Jake, Sh. You have no idea what you're talking about.

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GT: Oh please you don't know what you're talking about.

TT: Believe it or not I actually know you pretty well.

GT: Psh!

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GT: You cry one time during the school play and everybody thinks you're sensitive.

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TT: It was Rome and Juliet, you already knew what was gonna happen! And you still cried!

TT: It wasn't even convincing.

GT: IT WAS SO SAD THOUGH! WHY COULDN'T ROMEO JUST WAIT FOR JULIET TO WAKE UP JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER!

GT: And don't you dare shame the acting of Jade and her little angry boyfriend.

GT: They were on point with that shit.

TT: You're getting way too heated about this, English. You haven't even had that much to drink. This is honestly more embarrassing than the whole sex thing.

GT: Oh come off it! I can still make people go scatterbrained when I get them in between the sheets, kink or not! Jesus Christmas! Another round please!

TT: Oh yeah, I'm sure you're just a sex master, hm? Isn't there a show about that on Netflix or something?

GT: If there was I would be on there, a full hour special!

TT: I hope you know you're only convincing yourself. I'm sticking to the "He's too innocent and adorable to even know what sex is" ideology for now.

GT: I totally know what sex is I lost my virginity at twenty in the bathroom of an IHop!

TT: First and foremost, TMI. Secondly, or should I say, sexondly. Get it? Anyways, I still like to think of you as a little bun that I can protect for the remainder of you're existence.

GT: Dirk what are you going to do? Fight away every guy that tries to get into my trousers? You couldn't possibly do that.

TT: I've done it with at least four guys so far. Most recently last month, actually.

GT: I know, I got your texts.

TT: Did I text you about that? Oh man, I really am losing my tenuous grip on reality.

GT: Yes, if I recall he had a rather large penis on him and fucked you on every surface in your apartment.

TT: Nice guy. Still doesn't mean I'm gonna allow him to deflower you. What kind of protector would I be, then?

GT: I've already been deflowered though!

GT: IHop! Remember?

TT: Yeah. In theory. But, you're still my little Jake.

TT: You haven't been deflowered mentally.

GT: What does that mean?

TT: I'm slightly too buzzed to keep explaining this shit to you. Youre just not allowed to have sex. Ever. Everrr.

GT: But Dirk i'm a growing man, I need to have some sexual outlet!

TT: You've admitted to watching porn. I think that's quite enough.

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GT: No I need something physical, oh you know what I meant!

TT: Shhhhh. Sh. You still shouldn't even know what sex is.

GT: Dirk I would find out what sex is at some point in my life, I mean don't you remember that time we were at a party and you got so drunk that you were dry humping me in one of the closets?

TT: Oh shit. Yeah I really should quit drinking, it never ends well. Still, though. When's the last time you got laid?

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GT: Probably when you dry humped me in that closet.

TT: I'm calling bullshit.

GT: You can call it all you want, it's the truth!

TT: That was like last year.

GT: That would be the correct.

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TT: We didn't even bang. That doesn't count as getting laid. Unless you went home with someone else. In which case it does.

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GT: I don't know I mean you came in your pants, doesn't that count??

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TT: Absolutely not. Don't bring that up. The night is hazy and j want to keep it that way.

GT: Oh what? Oh no Strider i'm so curious as to why you chose me to take into that closet.

TT: Beer goggles. That's why. I probably thought you were some hunky dude.

GT: Why fuck you Strider.

TT: Well what did you want me to say?

GT: I don't know, something less offending?

TT: Yeah Jake, honestly I'd blow you whenever the fuck you wanted but that seems like a bad idea so I've resorted to being drunk as an excuse to hit on you. Figured that wouldn't go over so well so I thought I'd keep that particular sentiment to myself.

GT: -He choked on his drink and throw a harsh coughing fit.-

TT: -He patted his back, polishing off his own drink- Man, I told you I should stop drinking. Never ends well.

GT: -His coughing softened enough for him to speak.- That certainly was more flattering than that last statement.

TT: I do aim to please. Now shut up about it, would you?

GT: So what? We never talk about how you practically want to escort me to a one night stand?

TT: I think that the whole topic should be avoided, at least until I'm nice and shitfaced.

GT: I would like to talk about it now considering.

TT: Well I'm putting a stopper in that conversation. Obliterating that train of thought. It's not an option.

GT: Well i'm not exactly opposed to the idea is what i'm saying! But whatever, stopper in the conversation and all that.

TT: It would be a really bad idea for both of us. It's safer to just get drunk and hit in you that way, really. I've thought this all through very carefully.

GT: So, that's it huh. Wow.

TT: You sound irritated.

GT: A bit, yes.

TT: Well stop that immediately. Don't be irritated.

GT: Well it's kind of hard to when that's all you think of me!

TT: I think very highly of you, Jake, I don't know what you're talking about.

GT: No I mean like, all you want out of this is some drunk blurs and nothing more I mean I thought you fancied me at least enough to try something sober!

TT: I do. Jesus, Jake. Like I said I've thought this all through. You're my best friend, I have commitment issues, and you deserve better. It'd fuck everything up. I'm not gonna take that chance with you.

GT: -Pulls out his wallet and takes out a few bills, slamming them onto the counter.- I-I need to leave.

TT: Oh no no no, fuck that noise, English, don't do that.

GT: Look I just, I have to clear my mind and obviously this conversation is going completely south!

TT: I told you to drop it, and then I elaborate and you're just going to leave? Way to give a guy issues, Jake

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GT: You're giving me issues! What, i'm not good enough to have a committed relationship with I just I mean I really like you Dirk I don't want to- Ugh! FORGET IT.

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TT: I'm not gonna just forget it, can you calm the fuck down! Jesus. I'm not saying that you aren't good enough for a committed relationship. You know that that isn't what I'm saying.

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GT: Then what Dirk? What? I'm trying to figure out why you don't like me enough to be in one!

TT: As shitty and melodramatic as it sounds, I'm really bad in relationships and I really will only end up making you miserable.

GT: Is that what really happens or is that just your lack of self confidence talking.

TT: I don't lack self confidence, I'm just realistic. You of all people know that.

GT: And i'm just saying that you don't know if you don't try.

TT: I'm not gonna risk that with you.

GT: But Dirk!

TT: But Dirk nothing. You've seen me enough relationships by now to know its a shitty idea.

GT: But did you actually care about them?

TT: Yes. No? I don't know, Jake. I care about you now and I'm already shitty enough as a friend.

GT: But you really aren't, I adore you Dirk and you're probably one of the best people iv'e ever had the pleasure of meeting!

TT: And I accudentally ignore you for days, have gotten the pair of us in more trouble than I care to admit, and never gree out of my emotionally stunted teenager phase. Definitely boyfriend material.


GT: Hey, uh, Strider? Could I ask a favor of you?

TT: Depends on what you're asking for, English.

GT: I know you must be knee deep in all those assignments and projects and what not but do you think you could put aside the school work for a moment and just come over? I think now would be the best of times to go into a full depth feelings jam.

TT: But Jake, I have all these antagonizing work ethnics I need to attend to. Plans to draw out. Words to memories for vocabulary reasons. I can't even comprehend how many times I've had to turn on and shut down my computer due to all this shit jabbed school assignments.

TT: What time should I get there.

GT: Could you come over now while grandmother is whisked away to the grocery store for the next few hours?

GT: I'll tell you what all you have to do is put a coupon book in her line of sight and she'll be busy for the rest of the day.

TT: Ha. Sounds like my Bro with five dollar movie bins at Walmart.

TT: Do I need to make any sort of emotional preparation?

GT: Yes I recall him spending a whole hour sorting them all out based on a one to five star rating.

TT: Of course, only in this family.

GT: I don't know Strider, I mean i'm just going through some things right now, death of a close family member and what have you.

TT: Right, right, I'll be over there in about thirty minutes or less.

TT: And if I'm late- pizza's on me

GT: I'll break out the pocket watch.

TT: Alright, see you then

GT: Until then.

TT: *Dirk had ended the conversation, going to go get his generic pocket stuff before heading over to Jake's place. Arriving around the time he'd said, and then knocking on the door. Waiting now- for an answer.*


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GT: Mister Strider fancy seeing you here, its just so out of the ordinary that we would just happen to run into each other like this. By accident. Yes, by accident.

TT: We're in the library. You don't come in here. You're going to have to try a little harder if you want to convince me this is an accident.

GT: Why Dirk I am just shock and offended by that completely incorrect statement that you spewed out of that gorgeous mouth of yours!

GT: But not as shock and offended as I am when I found out that you're attending a party this weekend and haven't asked me to accompany you, you really shouldn't wait until the last minute.

TT: For one, it's hardly incorrect, you have an obvious disdain toward anything school related.

TT: And two, I'm not even going out of free will; I'm only being dragged along. And besides, I wouldn't want to go with you anyway.

GT: And might I ask why? We're obviously a match made in heaven, but you seem so thick skulled to realize that!

TT: We are absolutely not some match made in heaven. That's the most ridiculous statement I've ever heard.

GT: What is it? Do I not shower you with enough affection? Is it because of that one time I spilt spoiled milk on your laptop while you were trying to finish your ten page research paper?

GT: I need answers!!

TT: It's because you're an insufferable douchebag that doesn't have any particular sense toward personal space or when it's time to back off.

GT: Hmm I see what you're saying and I understand how you could completely misinterprute my advances towards you but sweetheart I think that maybe you just haven't had the time to /really/ get to know me is all!

GT: I mean you could of if you didn't keep standing me up on our dates like a complete tool.

TT: I can't stand you up on a date I never agreed to go to.

GT: You never said yes but you never said no either, its usually just a kick in the shin or a flash of the middle finger but never verbally did you say no.

TT: I don't see how you can possibly take those responses other than "no."

GT: What can I say? I'm the optimistic type, can't say the same for you though.

TT: If that's to say I'm pessimistic, then you're wrong. I'm more of a realist, and that part of me is saying that you're absolutely not a person I'd prefer to be around.

GT: But babycakes how could you possibly resist this? -Gestures to himself although Dirk obviously can't see it.- I would do anything to get into those incredibly tight pants of yours and eventually, -Points to his chest and whispers dramatically.- into your heart.

TT: -His expression twisted into something close to disgusted before he smacked Jake's hand away.- Your idea of getting with someone romantically is so backwards.

GT: You're whole attitude about me is backwards! -Puts an arm around his shoulders.- See? We're both two misunderstood beings who could help one another through this whole teenage hormone thing that talked about in health class. You and me, Strider. That could be us.

TT: -He scoffed and brushed Jake's arm off his shoulders, moving to grab his bag off the floor so he could gather his stuff together.- You're obnoxious. I don't need anything from you, let alone "help" for this "teenage hormone thing."

GT: Oh come on you know what i'm talking about I mean look at you! You're always holed up in here like a fucking hermit! I don't see your little crew coming in to strike up a conversation with you either, they really don't know what they're missing out on!

TT: They don't come and strike up a conversation with me while I'm in here because they know I'm studying, in other words I don't want to be bothered. -After his stuff was all put away, Dirk pushed away from the table and reached for his cane to leave.-

GT: -Grabs the cane and chucks it across the library, almost breaking a window.- Oh would you look at that, looks like you're in need of an escort! I would like to apply for the position.

TT: -He jumped faintly when he heard his cane hit the window across the library. His shoulders bunched, body stiffening as he frowned.- You fucking prick. I'm not in any need of a good damn escort, especially not you.

GT: But sweetness this is the chance you've been waiting for! Now you get to see the other side of Jake English, you know aside from being completely cool and suave. I have a soft hearted and compassionate side and I can prove it, here give me your bag i'll carry it for you!

TT: Fucking cut the shit, English. If you were even the slightest bit soft-hearted or compassionate you wouldn't have thrown my god damn cane across the room just to try and get me to come closer to you. -He turned away from Jake, absolutely fuming by this point, and tried heading toward where he heard his cane clamber to the floor, a hand outstretched so he wouldn't run into any other tables or book shelves.-

GT: -He's by his side in a flash.- So it wasn't the most thought out plan but even if I hadn't thrown your cane you still wouldn't have made me stay at a ten mile radius away from you. Perhaps if you weren't so closed minded none of this would have happened and we could finally get that bonding experience that we desperately need!

TT: I don't need anything from you. You're an irritating asshole and all you do is drive me up the wall. And you fucking know what, I don't even want to refer to you as someone as I hate. I don't want to associate with you enough to actually hate you. If you'd just leave me the hell alone we'd both be benefiting. -He huffed, shuffling his feet some to try and find his cane on the ground.-

GT: -The cane is only a few feet away from them both, Jack quickly snatches it up and holds it over his head out of Dirk's reach.- One date.

TT: No, Jake. Give it to me.

GT: One date and i'll give it to you.

TT: This is basically harassment.

GT: Oh come off it, you know I can keep this up all day long.

TT: You're fucking holding the one thing that helps me get around normally until I say I go on a date with you. That's pathetic and fucked up.

GT: Okay how about this if you agree to go on a date with me i'll give you back your cane and if we go on said date and I completely screw it up or you find yourself having the most horrible time of your life I won't ever bother you again. I won't even look in your general direction.

TT: -He groaned and ran a hand down his face.- Jesus Christ fine. Just give it back.

GT: -Shoves it into his hands and grins like an idiot.- Knew I had to raise the stakes a bit for you to come around, now tell me which day is best for you because personally as of right now my entire schedule is cleared.

TT: I don't care. Friday, I guess. Until then, lay off. -He huffed, slipping the strap of his cane around his wrist before turning to leave.-

GT: So when do I show up at your apartment?

TT: Don't show up at my apartment. Just meet me after school.

GT: But Diiiiiiiiiiiirk I had all of it planned out!

TT: What the hell did you have planned that required you to go to my apartment?

GT: I was going to bring you flowers like they do in the movies, it was going to really knock your socks off!

TT: Oh, yeah, I'd totally be able to appreciate the beauty of a bouquet of flowers.

GT: You can smell the difference, don't you enjoy the scent of tulips mixed in with a lilac or two over roses?

TT: I've never smelled that particular combination.

GT: Well that's what Jade and Grandma prefer, Grandpa is more of a uhm what are they called... -Snaps his fingers.- Water lilies! That's it.

TT: -He sighed and ran a hand down his face again.- Yeah, alright. Whatever. Come to my apartment, I don't care what time. I need to get going.

GT: Oh yes, yes you should be going to class get that brain of yours all powered up! I'll be seeing you later my precious gem.

TT: Yeah, whatever. -He waved his hand noncommittally and head off, leaving with just a lingering feeling of annoyance still rattling in his mind.-

GT: -And so they both went their seperate ways until that friday afternoon, when the bell let out Jake practically sprinted out of those doors. By the time Dirk was able to complete the journey home Jake was already standing there with a bouquet of flowers clutched in one hand and it looks like he had the time to shower and change into something nice for a change. A dark green button up with a black bow tie and black dress pants.- Dirk! You're home!

TT: -As usual, Dirk walked home after school even after the countless times Roxy would offer him a ride; Dave would usually walk with him, but today he said that he had other plans. Each step he took closer to home, he could only feel the dread with the thought of the date grow more and more. Finally, when he made it to the building, he went up the elevator to the top floor, keys out and ready to open up the door once he got there. His cane swept out over the floor in front of him as he walked, pausing only when he heard Jake's voice. He let out a sigh and felt his shoulders droop; he had been hoping he would at least have a moment or two to relax in his own room before Jake came.- Yeah, I'm here. Didn't think you'd be here already.

GT: Well you said anytime and I wanted to get this show on the road as soon as possible, now we can go catch a movie and then go to dinner, or we could go to dinner then catch a movie ultimately it'll end with us spending some time at my place in the privacy of my bedroom to you know. Talk. And such, see what happens after.

TT: Or I can tolerate all that and spend some time with you in someone not so private as your bedroom. Like the living room.

GT: Still don't trust me do you?

TT: ((*somewhere

TT: Of course not.

GT: I'll be sure to change that my darling, now why don't you get yourself freshened up and we can be on our way.

TT: Sure, and while I'm at it you can stop with the pet names. -He snorted, moving forward to the door to unlock it and head inside, not knowing whether or not either of his older brothers would home. After it was unlocked, he head inside. He left the door open, basically allowing Jake inside so he wouldn't be hanging around in the hall without actually telling him to come in.-

GT: -He popped his head in and looked around, all while calling out to Dirk.- I brought the flowers I promised!!

TT: Just leave them in the kitchen. -He said back, going to his room to at least change into something a little more clean. He kept the pants, not really finding the need to change out of a pair of jeans, and pulled out a different sweater than the one he was wearing to change into.-

GT: -He walked inside, kicking the door closed behind him. Wandering around apartment he finally stumbled into the kitchen and set the flowers onto the counter, he then began the search for the Strider and found him in his room. He stuffed his hands in his pocket and leaned casually in the doorway, letting out a low whistle when he saw Dirk.-

TT: -He had the sweater over his head, almost ready to tug it down when he heard the whistle. He stiffened visibly and quickly tugged the garment down to cover his body, freckled cheeks just faintly flushed.- It's rude to walk in when someone's changing.

GT: Hey it wasn't as if you were stark naked, that would be a completely different story! Although I must say that would be a sight to see, not that you're aren't always a sight for sore eyes.

TT: Okay, shut up. And also take the chance to possibly make up for your poor manners by actually waiting in the living room. I'll be done in a minute.

GT: Geez touchy touchy! -Starts to back out of the room.-

TT: -He shook his head and left his room to go to the bathroom, taking off his shades and setting those on the counter to rinse water over his face. It was right then that he heard a door open down the hall, and figured it had to have most likely been Bro. He ran his wet fingers through his hair some as his older brother leaned against the doorway of the bathroom, asking where he was going and who was here. When Dirk told him, he could hear his brother offer just a soft hum in response before heading out to the living room, leaving Dirk to finish getting ready there in the bathroom.-


GT: -Oh boy he did not expect some huge guy to walk in, it was especially intimidating since all he did was pause and glance at him, or at least he thought he did he couldn't tell with those godforsaken shades, then moved on like he wasn't even there. Man had it always been this hot in here? Jesus Christ they really needed to lower the heater he was sweating bullets over here!!-

TT: -Although Dirk hadn't told him that this was exactly a date, his brother easily put it all together with just one glance over to the flowers in the kitchen and a once-over of Jake in his nice clothing. Although Bro didn't noticeably express his amusement to how Jake obviously showed discomfort toward his presence, he offered a light huff. Without another glance, his older brother just started off toward the kitchen, the only words being spoken to Jake were "Don't fuck up" in his normal gruff voice before Dirk finally came out from the hall.-

GT: Wouldn't dream of it sir, I mean i'll treat Dirk like he's the most precious being in this entire universe. You can rest assure that he'll be safe and sound in my care! Scouts honor! -He gives him a salute and looks past him to see Dirk standing there.- Well hello hello, aren't you magnificent looking!

TT: -Dirk lifted a brow high, before then having not really heard what his brother said to Jake.- Uh, yeah. Thanks. -He responded blandly, still a little curious about the previous exchange even if he had an accurate idea of what went down. After grabbing what he set out to get, his brother walked past Dirk and ruffled up his hair, telling him to call if needed, and just went off back to his bedroom. In response, Dirk only snorted and attempted to fix his hair as he walked toward the door.- Anyway. Lets go and get this thing over with.

GT: You know you could at least try to be in a more positive mood about this, who knows if you actually be a little open minded you might actually enjoy yourself a little bit. It isn't like i'm going to force a ring on your finger and lock you away into the bowels of my home where you have nary a hope of ever seeing your family and friends again. It's just dinner and a show!

TT: With probably the most insufferable ass I've ever come to know in my existence.

GT: Oh you tolerate me.

TT: Barely, but only on good days.

GT: Uhm...oh would you look at the time, we should be heading out shouldn't we?

GT: Now which do you prefer we do first? Dinner or a movie?

TT: Movie, I guess.

GT: Movie it is. -He opens up the door for Dirk who prompty walks out of the apartment and in no time they're standing in the elevator descending down to the lobby. Jake during this wait takes the opportunity to hold of Dirk's hands.-

TT: -He leaned back against the as the elevator started down again to get to the lobby, fingers curled loosely around his cane as he absently counted down the seconds it took to get to the ground floor. Before he got to the last ten seconds, he felt Jake's hand in his free one, and quirked a brow.- What exactly are you doing?

GT: Trying to be romantic and holding your hand? Why, is it too sweaty? I wiped in on my pants like five times before the thought even popped up in my head I swear, I think I might just have been born with too many sweat glands in my hand or something.

TT: There's little reason for you to be holding my hand. We aren't dating or anything. This is literally a one time event.

GT: Is it just me or are you intentionally putting up this wall between us so I don't have any chance of wooing you.

TT: Who says I want you wooing me anyway? This could either end up with me absolutely dreading my time with you and never being bothered by you again, or I begrudgingly admit I had a decent enough time. None of the end results come with me being wooed by you.

GT: Maybe by your right.

GT: That's definetly for the second date.

TT: There won't be a second date. I've only agreed to one.

GT: Yes but if I can get you to have a good enough time then I still have the chance of you agreeing to a second date with little ole me!

GT: And then you'll end up agreeing with it, acting as if it's the second worse thing that's ever happened to you, this date being the first.

GT: You'll end up liking that one though as well and soon we'll be on our third and four and fifth date.

GT: And then we'll just realize that we've fallen completely head over heels in love with each other.

TT: Nice dream you've got there, English. Hope they don't get too crushed when I keep to just one date.

GT: -Gives his hand a little squeeze.- I love it when you play hard to get.

TT: And I'd love it even more if you let go of my hand.

GT: You're adorable when you act like you don't care.

TT: Except it isn't acting. Let go.

GT: But Dirk they just go so well together!

TT: If you don't let go I'm kicking you out of this elevator and going straight back up to my apartment.

GT: -Sticks out his tongue and makes a farting noise and lets go of his hand.- Can I at least open the car door for you? Or is that too much.

TT: -He sighed at the question.- You can do that much, I guess.

GT: ...

GT: Are you going to be like this the entire time?

TT: Who knows.

GT: Look if you're still pissy about the whole cane thing i'm sorry, Jesus Christ.

TT: Yeah, whatever. -He huffed some and stepped forward to get out of the elevator.-

GT: Dirk I just want to have a nice time with you, you could at least put aside the whole "i'm better than you" facade for once!

TT: I don't have an "I'm better than you" facade.

GT: Yes you do!

TT: I do not.

GT: Dirk that's what people basically think of you.

TT: What?

GT: Nothing, come on.

TT: -He opened his mouth, as if to keep questioning Jake further, before just letting it go with a sigh. Lips pursed, he simply muttered a "fine" under his breath and moved out to the front doors of the lobby.-

GT: ((hey i got to go to bed now, do you want to continue this tomorrow?))

TT: ((Oh sure, that'd be awesome!

GT: ((Do you have a tumblr?))

TT: ((Yup, it's coolesttentacle.tumblr.com

Dirk Strider was in love. Or, he thought he was. His current boyfriend, Caliborn, would always punish him for no reason. Dirk tried to be perfect for him, but it never did any good, and would always end up with Dirk having scars. He didn't mind it, he always told himself it's Caliborn trying to straighten him out. Even if he came home drunk. Dirk had began isolating himself from his friends, which first started out as not meeting up anymore. When he did, it was always long-sleeves and a downward gaze from him. He didn't want them to find out. They could never, ever find out. No one could, it was their secret. No one suspected anything anyways. Roxy almost did, giving him a rant about how he never went out with them, only to have Dirk back himself up, convincing her he was alright, just busy. But he really wanted to hang out with them. He loved his friends, but Caliborn often didn't want him to. He wanted Dirk to stay home, in the house they share-- but really, the house Caliborn told him to move into-- and clean or watch the things. Dirk would always oblige. He never wanted to make Caliborn mad. Like a night tonight. Dirk stayed home, of course, while Caliborn was out. He cleaned up, nothing was out of place, and Dirk was simply on his computer in the living room. When he heard a jingle of keys, followed by a "Fuck.." He knew Caliborn was home. This, made him worried. He closed his computer and went to the door, opening it for him. He smelled alcohol on him, knowing not to bother him too much. "Welcome home, sweetie." He tried to say in a loving voice, only to get backhanded, causing Dirk to fall on the ground. The night continued on like that, Dirk ending up with marks on his arms and back completely, as Caliborn passed out in his bed. Dirk cried to himself that night, trying not to be too loud. When he woke up, it was early. He ached, head turning, blood on him. He pulled himself off the ground with a sound on his phone, one of his friends asking to hang out. He knew Caliborn won't be up for a while, so he messaged back. They had plans to meet at the park, where no one goes anyways. TT: Sure, I'll be there in a few.


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GT: -Ring...Ring...Ring ring...!-

TT: -Dirk groaned when his phone started to ring, pushing what he was doing to the side so he could answer it.- Need something?

GT: Well I see that you wish for me to just get right to the point, I need for you to come down to the police station about several blocks down from where you are, if you're at home that is, and perhaps pay my bail?

TT: Alright, alright, take a small step back.

TT: What'd you do?

GT: Apparantly it's considered illegal to hunt on the park grounds in the dead of March! Did you know that?

TT: Considering that you were on park grounds it seems like that should be a no brainer.

GT: Strider, it wasn't like I was shooting down squirrel by the jungle jim, I was within the bowels of the park's nearby forest!

TT: To be frank I pictured you accidentally shooting a child on a swing thinking it was some sort of exotic bird.

GT: Well with the fashion of today who could possibly blame me!

TT: The parents.

GT: Psh, I grew up without any sort of parental guidance after the age of seven and look at how I turned out, pretty grand for somebody who was raised in isolation.

TT: You ended up in the police station. I don't see your point.

GT: BESIDES that.

TT: Right, right. Anyway do you know how much the bail is?

GT: Uhm, it's uh...you know I don't think it much matter how much the bail is I mean there's an ATM right here in the waiting room.

TT: That didn't answer my question.

TT: I was asking for a number answer here.

GT: It may or may not be about five thousand dollars?

TT: ...

GT: Strider? Are you there?

GT: Hello?

TT: I'm here.

GT: Oh, my apologizes I thought we lost connection! That would have been absolutely horrific since that was the last quarter I had on me!

TT: You better save up on the quarters because you'll be paying me back.

GT: I could have called that one, but don't worry! I'll find away to pay you back the amount I owe, scouts honor!

TT: Right. So hold your horses and give me a few minutes to get there.

GT: Oh boy howdy I knew you would come through for me, they said that no person in their right mind would spring me out but that's because they don't know about my good pal Dirk who always has my back.

TT: Your good, now broke, pal.

GT: I said that I would pay you back and now I promise that i'll do it ten fold!

TT: I know, I know. But if you hunt on another park your ass is on its own.

GT: I've learned my lesson, do not hunt on park ground at four in the morning.

TT: I'm starting to think the police were right and I'm not in the right mind.

GT: Oh you do it out of love, if there's one thing I learned it's that love makes you absolutely bonkers!

TT: Maybe I should start loving you a little less, get some of my sanity back.

GT: Dirk don't break my heart with your harsh tongue.

TT: You have my utmost apology.

GT: That's all I ever need, now please do hurry there's this bloke in the shared cell who really gives me the creeps!

TT: Well you have a half hour to make a friend.

TT: I'll see you then.

GT: Alrighty see you then my good man.

TT: -Dirk hung up the phone after that, wiping his somewhat oily hands on his jeans as he stood up to go bail Jake's ass out.-

GT: -Jake set the phone back onto his ringer and was lead back to the cell in hand cuffs, they only came off when he was tossed back in and forced to face the other man in the cell.- Uhm...Hello?

TT: -It took him roughly a half hour like he guessed before he actually got to the police station. After a conversation with an officer he was lead towards the previously mentioned ATM in the waiting room.-

GT: -Just beyond the ATM were the cells that held the arrested and you could clearly see Jake being forced cuddled with a big burly man in the corner of the cell, his expression screamed HELP ME! at the top of their lungs.-

TT: -After he got the right amount out he reluctantly paid that damn bail. Now following another officer again towards Jake's holding cell, he had a smug grin on his face the moment he saw the situation in the corner of the cell.- I said make a friend, not a lover.

GT: -He hissed back at him, while nervously glancing over at the man holding him.- That isn't funny, Strider!

TT: Is it too late to get a refund on the bail? I don't want to be that guy that gets in the way of things.

GT: Dirk don't you dare entertain the thought! Please please please! I'll do anything!!

TT: I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Calm down.

TT: Once they grab the keys to open this up you're practically a free man.

GT: Ah I think you're forgetting about uh, you know....-Jerks his head up to gesture to the dude.-

TT: Well that part isn't exactly my problem.

GT: -Whimpering and puppy dog eyes.-

TT: Do you really think I can do anything? Even my strongest punch won't make a dent. Just wait I'm sure they'll deal with it.

GT: -The officer comes back with a ring of keys and slowly starts sorting them out to see which one fits into that particular lock while Jake is trying to negotiate a deal with his pal.- Sir if you unhand me this instant I shall see to it that you get a meal in the sixth finest resturant this town has to offer!

TT: -Snorting softly, Dirk took a step back to let the officer do that they had to do. Crossing his arms over his chest he quirked a brow in Jake's direction. At least it was amusing to watch him try handling the guy.-

GT: -The officers ended up just asking the guy to move away from Jake and go back to sulking in the corner, apparantly this happened all the time. Jake walked out of the cell with a sour look on his face.-

TT: You really went with the sixth finest restaurant? For an empty promise you could have made it sound better. -He nudged Jake's shoulder lightly before beginning to take a few steps.-

GT: If you haven't noticed the sixth finest resturant to him is about the first finest resturant to the rest of humanity! -He starts dragging his feet after him.- I'm going to smell like cigarettes and vodka for weeks!

TT: That's debatable. But after six showers or so you should be fine.

GT: Bluh!

TT: I suggest using the same kind of soap I get.

TT: If it gets the smell of oil off it might do something for you.

TT: Who knows.

GT: I don't know if I want to even get near your soap, I mean you don't even use a wash cloth!

TT: Your point?

GT: There are little blonde hairs all over it.

TT: Rinse it under the water.

GT: We aren't married so I don't feel the need to deal with that mess.

GT: Ew, Dirk.

TT: Suit yourself, but don't say I didn't offer.

GT: Trust me, I won't.

TT: I gotta say I'm slightly offended you won't use my soap.

TT: Maybe even heartbroken.

GT: If there is one thing I learned in that prison cell it's to never use the soap.

TT: I think the saying is don't drop the soap. When you don't use it is when you end up coming out smelling like that.

TT: Hopefully you don't stink up my car.

GT: Or your bed.

TT: You're not going on my bed like that.

GT: Oh PSH!

TT: Maybe I'll consider it after you use my soap.

GT: Oh come on we slept in the same bed once when I was covered in dirt and you didn't complain about it.

TT: To be fair I was too tired to give a fuck.

GT: You're getting sleepy...

TT: Nice try.

GT: I'm getting into that bed Strider, EVEN IF I HAVE TO FORCE MY WAY IN!

TT: Then I'll get in the car and you can walk all the way to the bed.

GT: Ugh Diiiiirk! -The police officer next to them shakes his head and looks at Dirk.- Your boyfriend doesn't know when to keep that trap of his shut does he?

TT: -He looked at the officer and hesitated to answer him right away. Shrugging his shoulders he shook his head.- It's a common problem, but you learn to tune it out.

GT: Hey i'm not your boyfriend, i'm not his boyfriend officer! Officer? Officer did you hear me? I'm not his boyfriend we just share the same bed on occasion because Strider and I here have a friendship made of iron and steel!

TT: Jesus Christ, lower your tone darlin'. Don't wanna attract attention. -He was just teasing him now as he nudged Jake along to continue walking.-

GT: Oh Dirk, you literally rascal he's only joking! I'm telling you this man is simply the best bro a guy could ask for, even if he gets a little friendly in his sleep, you wouldn't know by looking at him by this guy right here is one hell of a cuddler!

TT: Alright, alright, alright, shut up. Now you're ruining my name. Taking it and writing all over it in fact. Just keep going.

GT: What? It's not like i'm spinning the truth, you really do get friendly in your sleep just the other day you were practically spooning me!

TT: It's like you don't understand the whole keep your voice down. If I have to put my hand over your mouth I will.

GT: And then i'll lick it! -The officer snorts.-

TT: -Huffing he stepped behind Jake to put his arms over his shoulders, his hands coming up to cover his mouth.- Then I hope you like the taste of oil. I didn't get a chance to shower before I came.

GT: -He crinkled up his nose and the thought of licking his hand was completely thrown out the window.-

TT: -He kept his hand there until they were out of the police station.-

GT: -He pushes his hand away from him.- That was a bit unnesscary.

TT: I told you I would if you didn't lower your voice.

TT: I wasn't bluffing.

GT: What's gotten into you? It wasn't like I was doing anything wrong.

TT: Well after working hard to set up a cool facade having it be ruined to be known more as a sappy cuddler doesn't sound very great.

GT: Hey you were the one who insisted that we were dating, isn't that right sweetheart?

TT: That's totally different, honey.

GT: And how would that be, dearest?

TT: Dating you wouldn't ruin my facade as much as the entire world knowing I'm a big spoon.

GT: But wouldn't those go hand in hand?

TT: Not necessarily. People could guess, but nothing was confirmed until you opened your mouth.

GT: So what? You don't like the idea of us dating or something? Ow.

TT: Hey, I went with it. You're the one who continued to deny it.

TT: If anything I seem more okay with it than you.

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GT: What are you talking about? I'm completely okay with metaphorically dating you.

GT: But if we were metaphorically dating then I don't see the problem with telling a few people your softer side.

GT: Can't have them thinking that you're all stern and serious all the time.

TT: I mean the whole.. *He cleared his throat before trying to mock Jake's voice.* Hey I'm not your boyfriend, I'm not his boyfriend! We just share the same bed on occasion because we have a friendship made of steel and iron.

TT: But the whole stern and serious act was what I aimed for.

GT: Oh please Strider I would have thought that you wanted me to shoot that remark down in mid air.

TT: I went along with it for a reason.

GT: And for what reason would that be?

TT: To go along with it.

GT: That isn't a very secure reason.

TT: Well it's a reason.

GT: Double thumbs down reason.

GT: You usually have something more up your sleeve.

TT: If you haven't noticed already. *He gestured to the wifebeater he was wearing.*

TT: I don't have sleeves today.

GT: -That makes him bust out laughing, like one of those laughs that makes him double over and rest his hands on his knees. Kind of like an old man.-

TT: -Dirk rolled his eyes, stuffing his hands in his pockets.- Take a breath.

GT: -The laughter died down and he clapped Dirk on the shoulder.- I really must be going a little cuckoo because I know i've heard a joke like that once before but it seems funnier when you say it.

TT: Sometimes I don't totally understand your humor, but I'll roll with it.

GT: The same goes for you!

TT: My humor isn't hard to understand.

GT: You're right it's just lame.

TT: Ouch.

GT: Score one for the English.

TT: You still have a lot of catching up to do in order to make the scoreboard even.

GT: Strider you hurt me.

GT: If this was a physical wound I would tell you to kiss it better but now I must suffer for all of eternity because today you did not hurt my arm or my leg, but my pride.

TT: I'd kiss your pride if I could.

TT: So the thought is there.

GT: I REBUKE THE THOUGHT!!! -A flock of birds fly away from his voice.-

TT: -Making a face he raised his hand to rub one of his ears.- For fucks sake.

GT: Sorry i'm just a little energetic.

TT: Yeah no kidding.

GT: Oh boy, Strider you wanna go swim in the lake or or go and run a mile?

TT: No and no.

GT: Aw!

TT: You're lucky you got me out of my apartment.

TT: Though it isn't going to last forever.

GT: What if I promised that we do something that you will enjoy just as much as I?

TT: It depends on what it is you have in mind to do.

TT: If it's running a mile or swimming in a lake then no.

GT: Alright how about you take a guess and i'll tell you if you're on point or not.

TT: Go back indoors.

GT: It has to be an acitivity.

TT: Go back indoors and sit down.

GT: Sitting down isn't an activity.

TT: Go back indoors, sit down and crack open a can of soda.

TT: Then drink that soda.

GT: Okay I can see that you have no motivation to put up with my shenanigans, could we at least watch a flick while we're at it?

TT: So long as the movie doesn't involve Harrison Ford, Lara Croft, shit furries from outer space, Breakfast at Bernies or whatever it was and finally no Brendan Fraser I don't see a problem.

GT: Ha! You didn't include the X Men series so I pick that one! In your face!

TT: I think we can count Mystigeek as a furry from outer space.

GT: Okay first off, excuse you.

GT: Secondly, she is a human being with a mutated genetic code.

TT: Human that looks like a furry maybe.

GT: As somebody who is as fond of the sciences as you are I thought you could find that at least a bit interesting!

GT: But as always you disappoint me to no end.

GT: When it comes to cinematic masterpieces that is.

GT: Not in general.

TT: I can only agree with you on one set of movies.

GT: Which set?

TT: My brother's movies.

TT: But I guess you got me with the whole forgetting the X Men, so I'll suffer for an hour and a half.

GT: Yesssssssssssss!

GT: Strider, if it weren't for your completely wrong views of the most wonderful movies ever made I think I could marry you right here.

TT: Since my views on your movies will never change I guess there goes our chances.

GT: I know this must be hard for you.

GT: But it's okay, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

TT: I don't know, man.

TT: I had my heart set on this one.

GT: If you were being serious I think I would actually feel my heart melt.

TT: Maybe I was.

TT: Maybe I wasn't.

GT: Are you going to play a mind game on me now?

TT: Am I?

GT: Are you?

TT: Good question.

GT: Strider how do you get anywhere in your love life with games as confusing as these.

TT: I don't.

GT: Oh.

GT: Uh.

GT: Sorry.

GT: About that.

TT: My way of romanticizing is more like.

TT: Leave a hint and if they don't get it, they don't get it.

GT: Boy Strider shouldn't you be more out there though?

GT: I mean how are you going to get the girl, or guy in your case, if you're only dropping little hints the size of pebbles here and there?

TT: They're not the size of pebbles. If I say so myself they're pretty easy to catch onto.

GT: Oh please, they couldn't possibly be!

TT: It's usually the one on the receiving end that's the problem. Not my hints.

GT: Dirk come on I think I would have caught on if you were trying to woo somebody by now.

TT: You're more naive than you think.

TT: Believe me.

GT: Psh, whatever you say. Although I highly doubt it.

TT: [I]Believe me.[/i] You have to be the most oblivious guy I know.

TT: ((whoops

GT: ((its cool!

GT: No i'm not, if anything YOU are!

TT: You've got to be kidding me.

GT: I assure you that I am not.

TT: Ask anyone who knows you personally.

GT: I would but you're the only one here and I already know your opinion on the matter.

TT: Just to prove my point I'm willing to let you use my phone just so you could ask Roxy or Jane, right here, right now.

GT: And i'm not going to take your offer because it's way too late to be waking either one of them!

TT: Or because you know they'll agree with me.

GT: That isn't it at all.

GT: I don't see what your little odd love hints have to do with me anyways.

TT: Right.

TT: Well it's not relevant anymore, I guess.

GT: Considering that you're too stubborn to even like I don't know tell me who it is, then yes. It is.

TT: Being stubborn is in my nature.

GT: You don't have to say that again.

TT: I'll do it anyway.

TT: Being stubborn is in my nature.

GT: Is this why you can't be more forward?

TT: I choose not to be.

GT: Why not?

TT: Anyway, did you want to watch a bad movie or are you too interested in standing around?

GT: I don't know I actually get to talk to you when we stand around.

TT: You talk to me all the time.

GT: I know but we're actually talking talking, you know?

TT: Sort of.

GT: It's just a nice change of pace and all.

TT: If you like this more open conversation sort of thing.

GT: I do, I mean it's nice to know what's going through that head of yours every once in a while even if it means that I have to pull teeth to get it.

TT: I figured everything I told you so far should have been picked up on sooner.

GT: Not exactly following here Strider.

TT: Nevermind.

TT: Just keep talking about whatever.

GT: Oh come on just tell me.

TT: It just seemed pretty obvious is all.

TT: Like you should have known it about me by now.

GT: What? That you fancy men?

GT: I already know that Strider!

TT: Yes Jake. That was exactly what I was talking about.

TT: You hit the nail on the head.

GT: Ha, was that it? Boy Strider I thought it was going to be something more deep than that!

TT: Yeah, you got it alright.

GT: I thought you knew that I already knew, guess not huh.

TT: Not a clue.

GT: Oh well i'm sorry that I didn't tell you sooner!

TT: Apology accepted.

GT: Hope that was reason why you were getting all crossed with me but Dirk you know you can tell me anything right?

TT: Yeah, yeah, I know.

GT: I mean i'm not usually the go to person for these sort of things but I want you to know that i'll always lend you an ear and shoulder whenever the need comes.

GT: Because I really do care for you and all and I just want to let you know that.

GT: And now i'm talking too much.

TT: I'll be sure to keep your offer in mind.

GT: Ah, yes, it feels good to get that off of my chest.

TT: I can only imagine.

GT: Are you alright?

TT: Perfectly fine.

GT: You don't seem like it.

TT: I was just thinking, but I'm fine.

GT: I suppose you aren't going to tell me what you were thinking.

TT: You practically read me like an open book, don't you.

TT: But I wasn't planning on it.

GT: Yes I can tell when you got something dangling over your head, I mean what kind of friend would I be if I couldn't?

TT: Not a very good one.

GT: Very true, but perhaps that would be the case since you don't seem to trust me enough for that sort of information.

TT: It isn't that I don't trust you.

TT: It just isn't important.

GT: Well I mean anything that bothers you is important to me.

GT: You don't deserve to have anything bother you.

TT: I never said anything was bothering me, as sweet as that is.

GT: I know but I can see it! Whenever you get bothered you start picking at your nails and you scrunch up your eyebrows ever so slightly.

GT: Don't think that I don't notice it!

TT: Some of the things you notice continue to amaze me.

TT: Only because you notice little tiny things.

TT: But nothing else.

GT: I think the small things are the most important.

GT: Sometimes focusing on the big picture doesn't cut it.

TT: Debatable, but I see your point.

GT: So tell me, what has gotten you all hot and bothered?

TT: I was just thinking what I wanted to get in terms of take-out tomorrow.

TT: Like I told you it wasn't important and you shouldn't get all worried about it.

GT: Take- out.

GT: Really.

GT: How stupid do you think I am?

TT: Really.

TT: I was stuck between Chinese and pizza again.

GT: Dirk you never have to think about what you want in terms of dinner, lunch, or breakfast because when you do you have this app that you made on your phone where it gives you the best choices available based on your most recent mood.

TT: -He huffed, crossing his arms over his chest.-

GT: Come on, just tell me already. You're fresh out of excuses.

TT: I don't know, Jake.

GT: Just trust me.

TT: No, that was my actual answer.

TT: I don't know what I was thinking.

TT: Like.

TT: This isn't the easiest thing to try explaining.

TT: But when everything, thoughts, all you can imagine just collide together in one big shitty mess all at once.

GT: You can just stop, Dirk.

GT: I get it.

GT: It's fine.

GT: Let's just go.

TT: I think you took that the wrong way, but will do.

GT: Look i'm just tired I guess, just could you take me home?

TT: Right. The car is in the parking lot over there anyway.

GT: Alright, come on then.

TT: -Nodding he lead the way over towards the car.-

GT: -Follows behind him, kicking stones at the back of his heel.-

TT: -Ignoring the few stones that hit the back of his leg, pulling the keys from his pocket to unlock the doors.-

GT: -Gets into the car as soon as the doors are unlocked.-

TT: -Getting in on the other side he didn't hesitate to start the car up.-

GT: -They start the car ride home, neither of them saying anything to each other.-

TT: -His fingers tapped the wheels a lot the entire way to Jake's house until he pulled up.-

GT: -He parked the car and Jake undid his seat belt.- Thanks for the ride.

TT: Anytime.

GT: I'll uhm, see you later.

TT: Yeah, talk to you tomorrow or something.

GT: -Nods at him and gets out of the car.-

TT: -He waved a goodbye while Jake got out.-

GT: -And with that Jake walked inside his house and lightly banged his head on the door once inside.-

TT: -He just kind of awkwardly stayed in the driveway for a few minutes or so doing nothing more than twiddling his thumbs before finally leaving.-

GT: -He decides to race down the driveway and catches up to his car just before he drives out on the highway, quickly he knocks on his door window.-

TT: -Once he saw the front door open he figured nothing of it until he saw him running towards the car, making him slow down to a stop. He rolled down the window.-

GT: Look Dirk i'm really really sorry I didn't know!

TT: Didn't know what exactly?

GT: That you liked me like that! I didn't know!

TT: -Falling silent he sat back in the car seat with a soft sigh.- So you pieced the puzzle together, huh?

TT: It isn't a big deal, you don't have to apologize.

TT: Just forget about it.

GT: No, no I have to apologize I mean I probably put you through hell and back with this whole complex game of cat and mouse.

GT: Jesus Christ Dirk i'm probably the reason why you haven't been able to connect with anybody else in years!

GT: I should've gotten my mind out of the gutter!

TT: Calm down. Connecting with other people doesn't exactly work like that. Can't just go from one to another in the snap of your fingers.

TT: But the whole hell and back thing, it's something you get accustomed to after so long of dealing with it.

GT: Dirk, Dirk I am so sorry for the way iv'e been acting all these years, I just I didn't think that you would ever think of me in that way!

GT: I mean you never really showed much affection towards me than the average sort of friendship way!

TT: I don't snuggle with every guy covered from head to toe in dirt, you know.

TT: But that's beside the point.

TT: Like I said, I got used to it. Don't sweat it. It's fine.

TT: Everything is fine.

TT: 100% okay.

GT: God DAMN IT DIRK. -He slapped his hand down on the car door.- It isn't fine or okay and I should most defineatly sweat it because this is you we're talking about and you don't deserve to live with this, I don't WANT you to get use to it!

TT: What the fuck do you want me to do then, Jake? Ignore it? Move on as they put it?

GT: If it makes you happy!

TT: It doesn't work like that. This isn't something that you can just fix like that.

TT: So if you know please tell me because I've been trying to figure it out for years and I got fucking no where.

GT: Dirk I. I really like you, a lot, I just don't want you to have your heart broken if something ever were to happen between us, I don't know what I would do if things got rough between us even if there is the chance that we'll have that happy ending but you're just so busy building your career that i'm afraid that you won't have anytime for old Jake.

TT: So you're saying either way I'm pretty much screwed. Or we're both screwed. That wasn't exactly what I wanted to hear.

GT: No that isn't what I meant I just meant that I don't want to get in the way is all! And I don't want, I don't know! I just really want to be something more with you but it's just, ugh, SO CONFUSING!

TT: Welcome to Dirk's world.

TT: Current population: 1.

TT: Make that two now.

TT: But look.

TT: If you want something more, I'm open. If not, well.

TT: I guess that's that.

GT: No, no I do! I do! It's just if it gets too much for you I completely understand!

TT: If you keep jumping straight to the negative that it'll end just like that, it's not the best attitude towards the idea of it all.

GT: No I just don't want it to be weird is all!

TT: It's a little late for it to be weird.

GT: Ah, right forget everything I just said and let me just start out with yes, yes I want to take this to the next level.

TT: -For the most part he stared at Jake, his brows furrowing slightly before his features visibly softened up.- So that's it then?

TT: It just happened?

TT: As in that was a legit yes.

GT: As in a legit yes, yes. Oh gosh my heart is just drumming out of my chest right now!

TT: You're not alone on that one. Honestly I didn't think I'd make it this far.

GT: I don't think you would have if I didn't come running after you like a maniac.

TT: Probably not.

Calling you!GolgothasTerror's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.

TT: I guess I owe you a short thanks for that one.

Calling you!GolgothasTerror [GT] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

GT: Yeah, I mean we really dodged a bullet there didn't we?

TT: Without a doubt.

TT: So, uh.

TT: Now what?

GT: I was just about the ask the same thing.

GT: Uhm, well, would you like to come inside?

TT: Might as well since I'm here, I guess.

TT: Besides I promised a movie.

GT: I'll even let you pick it out.

TT: You mean for once Jake English is letting me pick the movie?

GT: I think that I can make the exeption this time around.

TT: It's like the impossible just became possible.

GT: Your whole world became topsy turvy!

TT: And you caused the whole thing.

GT: Is that a bad thing?

TT: Not in this case.

GT: Woo Hoo!

TT: You're going to have to move though so I don't accidentally run you over.

GT: Ah. Right. Wouldn't want to end the night like that.

TT: I already paid your bail, I'm not paying your medical bills.

GT: I would like to think that my insurance would cover the most of it but with this economy I wouldn't want to gamble that kind of money. -Steps away from the car.-

TT: Smart decision. -He pulled back into the driveway, parking the car.-


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